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It's as if browsing the CP forums is a web feet I can no longer accomplish.
/ravi
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C'mon Ravi, your member 191 for goodness sake, an Army couldn't keep you away!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Will the the next French president do a frogsit? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This one is bound to spawn a bunch of bad puns...
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are polish shiny?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Only if there are not in Poland.
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A frog once told me that he should never be believed. Said he: "no matter what I say, I amphibian."
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is a Dutch saussage the wurst thing on the menu?
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Nice day at the coffee shop? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I went to one once. They ran out of coffee...
(I kid you not)
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wrong kind of coffee shop?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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In any case, aren't German sausages even würster?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If you get out of the tub to eat a Geramn sausage have you gone from bad to wurst?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: bad to wurst?
Isn't that what Andreas Baader did?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Even worse, we literally call them worst.
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I never sausage a link on the web.
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Neither did I even thought I looked right and links.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Rechts and links if you want to stay linguistically with the thjread. 
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You are such a Messerschmidt!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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you are a kook, worst kind thereof
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Your/Google's Dutch is even worse 
Dutch = worst, German = wurst, so while your joke was actually German the Dutch spelling makes more sense in the joke 
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Man, some people can be so picky over a little semantics 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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When you're making a Dutch or German joke at least doe het goed
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Na ur tolken like a tru mericun. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Yeah, I realised that after, but left it.
(Besides, I am pretty there are GErman speakers in Holland, there are imn Belgium, so its stil a valid joke)
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