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OriginalGriff wrote: Bag of Holding
Or you can try waving a Wand Of Wonder around and hope for the best.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Doesn't that stop working when you get the Amulet of Yendor?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you smash it with Grapthar's Hammer.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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... and bring a towel.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Much prefer a bag of foo-foo dust.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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OMG. I am ordering the Crafting with Cat Hair for my aunt. She is such a cat lover! 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Only if you want a set of cat-hair finger puppets every Christmas... 
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Would I regret asking what you were searching for?
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Oh yes. Yes, you would ... 
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Nothing, actually. All found using Weird or Confusing[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Where's the fun in banging on your keyboard when the computer is turned off? 
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I hope I'm not the only one to have ever:
0: kicked a CPU (tower)
1: slapped a CRT/monitor
2: gave the bird(s) to the screen usually followed by a chain of profanities
I haven't done #0 or #1 in years, so I must be getting mellow with age. Even #2 happens much less often these days. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Nostalgia! My first TV, many many moons ago, required a sharp thump low on the left side to stop it rolling.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I always wondered where Americans got that ultra cheesy and quite frankly lame military display style from. Now I know, central Europe. Along with Jews harps, yodelling and checked shirts.
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0x01AA wrote: what it means to hit a 1/16
That really depends on the time signature.
In a n/4 time signature it means a 1/4 note is a count so 1/8 is half a count and 1/16 is a quarter of a count. In 60 bpm that would mean a quarter of a second, quite doable.
In a n/8 time signature a 1/8 is a count, so 1/16 is only half a count or, in your example, half a second. That's slow!
Now an n/10 time signature, that's something else... 
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If someone else hit my drum while I was playing it, I'd smack 'im in the mouth!
Now that would have made it more entertaining!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow. That was quite impressive. Thanks for sharing.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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