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Ain't it great not to be compelled to eat Kosher?  I keep telling my yiddisher friends: "You don't know what you're missing." But all I get are some strange looks!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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The best one liners are the one that left to be down to the back of what.
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I decided to look up who sang the song at the end of the movie Oblivion (which I really enjoyed, even though it was Tom Cruise). Now I'm quite enjoying her singing.[^]
Only thing is though, it's really hard to make out the actual lyrics. Maybe if I didn't use my crappy laptop speakers...
Marc
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Mobile is more efficient for YouTube. I'm in S7 enjoying the tubeeee!
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Marc Clifton wrote: the movie Oblivion
I never heard of it (or forgotten about it) until earlier today when a coworker recommended it.
Two independent recommendations on a single day, now I'll have to see it
Marc Clifton wrote: I'm quite enjoying her singing.[^]
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It's quite forgettable, even after having watched it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm doing it right, apparently. I only found out it was National Fish and Chip Day after I'd cooked my chips and fish for tea.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You did it just for the halibut.
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I think we've haddock enough of that!
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Cod woks in mysterious ways...
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Good thing this forum is text based, as I have a herring problem.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My faith in any of you all's ability to write a good pun is starting to flounder.
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I'll write good puns sardine tomorrow.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought I smelt something. Well, hope it eels.
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Thanks, I really should stop carping about it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just read about it today. Looks as dumb as some of our events. Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, I see. 
Edit: Cooper's Hill, to be more precise.
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People like cheese. 
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I'm just crackers about cheese!
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Sounds like they have you over a barrel...
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It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy.
Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
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Are you Penis van Lesbian??? Methinks you think that sounds like cockney speak. It doesn't.
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LOL!! Good name. I'll remember that.
You don't recognize this line from Monty Python? Or you joke? If you don't know the bit, look it up. They are amazing.
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