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No clothes, so he never learned to sew?
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Never thought of him as a...
sewer.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Single threaded or multi threaded sewing machine?
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Sew tell me; how long will this thread run?
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I resemble that remark!
Yes I'm a Bob with a sewing machine!
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The popularity of various forms of cosplay, steampunk, dieselpunk, etc. add up to a lot of people who want clothes they can't just buy. There are quite a few DIY and maker sites like threadbangers that show how to adjust and use sewing machines. At least one fabric store in the US has been marketing a line of "cosplay fabrics" recently.
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If a violinist keeps missing the notes, is he in deep treble?
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Stringing us along, again? Not a bad time to bow out.
Still, I coda seen that coming.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You jumped off the clef with that one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 13-Jun-16 11:34am.
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Yes, and I took my staff with me!
/ravi
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Hopefully you took them to a bar first.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd say he is violating the sheet music.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Music these days is all sax and violins.
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C how # you are.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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There's no stopping you is there ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Why don't you give it a rest?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yet another fourth-chair joke we need to tune out, of which I'll note to you, not all violinists are male.
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Indeed not![^]
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I see you haven't responded to any of your loyal followers tonight. Catgut your tongue?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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@BillWoodrufff is now a Mentor, and I'd just like to say that it couldn't have been given to a better person!
Patient, calm, erudite, and knowledgeable, he should be an inspiration to us all. Particularly in QA. 
Well done Bill!
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Congrats, Bill!
/ravi
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Congratulations, the only difference it makes is that you now hold its badge, too. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Well, it has some Privileges which a "normal" member doesn't get.
But it's a recognition of your contribution and "worth" to the site as well.
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