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Is Egypt when you get ripped-off online?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like a pyramid scheme.
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didn't your mummy tell you to be careful?
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How much pharaoh can we take this?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I sphinx that's your lot, unless you're in denile.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Just my Luxor is it something else?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, we're talking about selling pi.
Jeremy Falcon
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Darn, I must be getting too old for this, just today my kid called me an old Giza.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Be brave - send him an IM in heroglyphics.
/ravi
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It's more fun if I just yell at him til I'm Horus.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I like how you Ramses ideas home.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I cannot sand it when the TooD make sense. It gives me the feeling that my senses have deserted me.
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You're in de-Nile. It's actually when your new keyboard's 'e' key is missing.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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This is african awesome thread.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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If this happens, you should Nefertari. Just submit a complaint and you're all Set.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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So it turns out if i reference an older version of NHibernate in my project with NuGet, it downloads the dll alright, but it puts an assembly binding directive in my web.config which makes the app try to load a later version, with the result that the app breaks when I try to run it. Took me an hour to spot the damn directives, I looked everywhere else for the problem, checked every project in the solution for the correct NHibernate version. Eventually found the problem by chance.
Why in the name of GOD would they do this? It makes no sense at all ever to do that! Why must Microsoft suck so hard at most things they do? Why must they release so much crap and features I don't want without testing their goddam code?
(throws keyboard out window, sets fire to passing pensioner)
OK rant over. Just... grrr...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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If you use source control you can spot these things much easier, just compare the working version with the last-known-good.
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Mel Padden wrote: Why must they [microsoft] release so much crap and features I don't want without testing their goddam code?
microsoft was founded in 1975, and now you're asking that question?
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Mel Padden wrote: Why must Microsoft suck so hard at most things they do? Why must they release so much crap and features I don't want without testing their goddam code? Until someone can do it better.
I also wonder how often our customers curse out the products we create. Yet we expect near perfection from Microsoft.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Fair comment. It's just very frustrating. When have to implement a kludge I at least have the good grace to let the users know what to expect.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Gimme MS's resources, and I think I'd be able to have near perfect software.
Of course said software would be a lot less ambitious.
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Mel Padden wrote: in my project with NuGet
NuGet. The spawn of the devil.
Mel Padden wrote: Took me an hour to spot the damn directives,
Been there, took me more than an hour.
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Are you bitching at VS, nHibernate or Nuget, 2 of which are rather nasty. Does MS own nHibernate now?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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