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Jochen Arndt wrote: Probably not what you have expected when reading the subject
Actually, that was exactly what I was expecting.
I wonder how an elephant would say "exactly expecting" (spoiler: it's pretty low growl) 
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Why can't an elephant ride a bike?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Back at work after the most hair-raising, action packed holiday I've ever taken. Crammed quite a bit into two weeks! Getting to Burning Man from Zürich first, then back to San Fran for a couple days and then to Hawaii, capped off with a marathon journey all the way back to ZRH from Honolulu in one 24-hour blast. Good times.
I highly recommend both the whole Burning Man experience, and the Pearl Harbor military museum in Hawaii. You should set aside a full day for the military museum, particularly for the USS Arizona and USS Missouri exhibits.
Oh, and Reno is a terrible, terrible place.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I've been on my way to Burning Man for many years now...
And the best thing about Tim Burton's Mars Attacks was when the aliens destroyed Vegas.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: when the aliens destroyed Vegas.
Did anyone notice?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mel Padden wrote: Reno is a terrible
Takes the piss doesnt it?
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The wife and I went to Burning Man in 2000. It rained.
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Bug is a good if you can debug it
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And it is even better if someone else has to debug it. 
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yes because we never want bug.
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Quote: yes, because we never want to debug.
FFY. 
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CPallini wrote: FTFY.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite 
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Protests about one satellite (6)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 11-Sep-17 6:06am.
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Would you like to do yet one more tomorrow? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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At the risk of giving it the kiss of death, this one's pretty easy!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Well, it's not Cassini! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Deimos?
Protests - demos
About one - i
Thanks Griff 
Andy B
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Told you it was easy!
Well done, sir.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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You're giving me phobos, sorry I mean phobias.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So, the authorities call for the evacuation of Florida, yet hundreds of news crew descend, desperately looking for the latest juicy tidbit of destruction and carnage with which to regale us, and talking at length about 'keeping an eye on' water level at some dock somewhere, with great authority of course.
And then that fake wind speed meter on CNN, at the bottom of the screen, replaying endlessly the same animated pattern. Utterly fake.
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