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Outlook.com/live.com has a rather good one as well. I have had my live account for at least five years now, and have had only ONE piece of spam get into the inbox. Mark it as such, and hey presto, it's gone.
Very few false positives also.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I always wonder how you guys do it.
I rarely get spam.
For some reason I get the most spam from Microsoft. Their MCP and VS mails always end up in my spam folder 
Other than that... Maybe one email a month. Maybe.
Then again, I really don't need that enlargement I've been hearing about  
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The criteria for spam are that the message both unsolicited and unwanted, right?
Personally I'd be happy to receive random recipes in my inbox! (Anything to keep the wife happy...)
And no that wasn't an invitation to anyone, because I know some of you would have done it! 
(Well, unless the recipe is really good...)
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Do hipster salmon suffocate because the current was too mainstream?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No quip but my first thought was of this song[^].
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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There we go - another pun likely to spawn a roe.
Scale it down a bit!
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You're walking a fin line with that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm just going with the flow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Salmon actually swim against the flow. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It beats a Sock in the Eye.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only on the way back up to the spawning grounds. When they are born / hatched / whatever they then go downstream to the sea.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But on the way down to the sea won't they be too young to be hipsters?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Agreed, way too immature, I once overheard one say 'whoever smolt it dolt it..'.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I dont think so. They are superior to that
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I can see that. 
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Google Has Plan to Save Thousands of Lives - Good News Network[^]
Quote: Statistics from the U.S. government suggest over 10,000 lives could be saved each year if emergency response teams had more accurate location data for victims.
 
Over 10,000? Wow, that seems very high.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's binary, the comma is in error - so it's probably a substantial underestimate.
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I believe it: crime or accident victims and other emergency cases (as heart attacks) needing fast help. Often has the emergency team a false address, is driving to some false places or have a traffic jam.
You must know: some minutes making a hugh difference for somebody who is in a life danger.
Thats why "First Aid" is so important 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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RyanDev wrote: Over 10,000? Wow, that seems very high.
They probably came to that conclusion by thinking that the majority of these people who need this kind of aid are probably playing Pokémon Go, so they scoured news agencies to count how many stories were being published each day about Pokémon Go. It came to about 30 a day, multiply by 365 and you get 10,000.
if (looksLikeAboutPokemon(story))
{
ReadPokemon(story);
}
else
{
ReadNormal(story)
}
private void ReadNormal (Story story)
{
ReadPokemon(story);
}
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I'm guessing a lot of the time people are out and about and may not actually know the name or the postcode where they are currently located.
It's easy if you're at home but if you're driving or walking, it's a different matter.
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Google has created a tool for Android smartphones that automatically sends a caller’s location to the response unit. Wow! I'm whelmed.
That was supposed to have happened back when GPS receivers were first being built into smart phones. The idea was that when you dialed 911 from a GPS-equipped mobile phone, it would automatically send the location of the phone to the emergency operators. Now Google's gone and captured everybody's imagination by creating (finally) inventing that feature. Hurrah, go Google!
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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patbob wrote: That was supposed to have happened back when GPS receivers were first being built into smart phones.
Exactly. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They're right, though.
People who live in a town and drive around a town all their lives are never going to know where they are unless they use Pokemon Go services from google.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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