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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Crap on a cracker...
 Remind me not to come to your dinner party!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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"It's just Nutella, honest!" 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You may have just ruined Nutella for me!!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I have a Russian sound engineer on my staff, and a Czech one too.
Czech One Too. Czech One Too.
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Sorry, no - I know her and she is only 4/7th British I'm afraid.
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Had a bet somebody would call me up on the Brian one as being matmatically incorrect....I also bet it would be you...so I was almost right.
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The "Brian" one was mathematically correct: Br and 1/2 i from British, 1/2 i and an from Indian.
How could I possibly quibble with that? 
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Yeah that was going to be my reason when you squabbled it too 
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Ah, you know me so well!
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OriginalGriff wrote: she is only 4/7th British I'm afraid.
Isn't being British like being colored? So 1% British genes mixed with 99% good genes still makes you British? 
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I think that depends on who you are talking to: if it's Nigel Farage the proportions are the other way round!
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If you're indigenous to Britain you call yourself English, Scotish or Welsh, never British.
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Nish Nishant wrote: Isn't being British like being colored?
Only on holiday, on the beach. The rest of the time we are as pale as dried cod.
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What's that supposed to mean: only "4/7"?
That is more than 1/2. 1/14th more to be exact.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I never work in 14ths, they bring on my hay fever.
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Have you met her twin sister Boom?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Ian is half at least 3/8 3/7 Italian.
(working on successive approximations...)
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Is he also a Little Endian?
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His girlfriend is the Big Endian.
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Went there, it is a sh*t hole.
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I might just plop by...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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