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So last night at about 8pm I went over to the local Co-op to get some bits and bobs. Outside I bumped into the young barmaid from my local and her friend. I got invited back to a Party at hers which was full of Teenagers. I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting sh*t to a 27 year-old lesbian (who I had seen in the pub earlier that day and on a few other occasions). We got on like a house on fire and was talking to 4.30 in the morning. I even spoke to her girlfriend in Twickenham, who had finished with her earlier in the day and got them back together. She is now my best friend and has been texting me all day. we are meeting up tonight. Arranging the technicalities of me being surrogate father to their kid (when I agreed last night it wasn't just drunk talk on her part, apparently). It does sound like I need to sleep with her, but unfortunately the other girl doesn't need to be there.
It's not just me though right?? Please tell me you get yourself in these situations when you nip out to the shops too?
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Pom Pey3 wrote: Please tell me you get yourself in these situations when you nip out to the shops too?
Happens all the time.
But only in the pages of Gentlemen's Special Interest magazines.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have lost track of the number of times this has happened to me in the co-op. I find you get an even better choice of lady in Waitrose.
This space for rent
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I met a person once.
It was awful.
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They're the worst, aren't they?
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Yeah, this one was particularly obnoxious.
Go "hi" someone else 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I met a person once.
It was awful.
Person. Not even once.
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Careful when you're "performing your task".
If you cure her, her girlfriend will hate you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: If you cure her
To tell you the truth that is plan A.
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I thought you were married with kids?
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He's from Plymouth in the UK, last trip I had there being related didn't stop 'em.! 
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glennPattonWorking wrote: Plymouth
Oh boy, are you ever in trouble.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Especially if the residents of Plymouth ever find out he confused them ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perhaps he's moved. His moniker would suggest Portsmouth. But both places being naval ports, offers like this are quite frequent in the pubs close to the bases.
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I was stoopid typed Plymouth 'cause Thats where I sending something, but as you rightly say both Naval Towns... 
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"with kids", hmmm
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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grammar nazi, strikes again. 
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not what I meant... he's being "contracted" to produce "kids"... so "with kids" means...???
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Not married, but yes was shacked up, in love and with kids. Ended about 6 months back. Did make one post about it at the time. Only just coming to terms with it.
Took the time to find the post[^], only because it was you, to find you even replied to it! 
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I never told you that I have zero long-term memory.
We will most likely be having a similar conversation, this time next year. 
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Slacker007 wrote: this time next year.
Doubt I'll still be here then. Slowly drifting away from this place, really don't like what it has become and getting embarrassed by some of my fellow Brits posts. Have you got facebook as you are one of the few people I'd still like to keep tabs on in an aloof social media type of way.
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No. I don't do much social media. PM me if you want, and then you will have my email on my reply.
Hang in there. I don't take most things on this site seriously, at least for long (loung, soapbox, etc.), and I strongly recommend you do the same.
Don't be a stranger.
Cheers.
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Not taking anything seriously. Just getting bored now.
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You'll wake up in a tub full of ice [^] and missing a kidney.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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