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Who are you calling "Youth of Today". I've been retired for nearly ten years. The only Shirley I can remember is someone called Shirley Temple, but I can't remember what she did. Oh, and a girl called Shirley I found behind the bike sheds when I was ten. I wonder what happened to her!!
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I don't want to know what you and Shirley got up to!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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The only internet thing I've had longer than my CP membership is my domain name (got that in 1993).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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CP is an awesome community. Keep up the good work! And Happy B-Day to Bob!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Happy Birthday to you, CP
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Fake desire to Live (6)
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Reside?
Anagram (fake) of desire, and it's where you live?
Andy B
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You are up tomorrow.
I knew it wont stand for more than 10 minutes
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Garfield[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I know someone that would have done exactly the same 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Can I have a bottled dragon too?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I thougt they had lots of sheep in Wales, not dragons.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They are good really singers though, lots of opera/church choir stuff.
Tom Jones comes to mind too. (The person, not the sheep)
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I'm not sure that sheep-sodden vapor counts as either "fresh" or "air".
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A sad fate[^]
So ... own up! Who else has bought a cheap one and had that?
(Worst I bought was a Chinese 32Gb which turned out to be a 2GB that reported itself as 32 and overwrote itself when you exceeded that...  )
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So far, I have only purchased one external storage device: Buffalo 500 GB[^]. It still has almost 200 GB of free space.
I always wonder why people need more. Recently, my brother had shared something on his Sandisk USB with me. I now use it as bootable linux.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Worst I bought was a Chinese 32Gb which turned out to be a 2GB that reported itself as 32 and overwrote itself when you exceeded that...
That's why I always buy brand-name devices. The savings in cost is not worth the aggravation.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OriginalGriff wrote: Worst I bought was a Chinese 32Gb which turned out to be a 2GB that reported itself as 32 and overwrote itself when you exceeded that... )
Being Chinese no-name brand then it probably is 32GB, once you write to it 16 times it stops working. (That is, if you got the 'good quality' one, many don't even last that long )
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 Sorry, but I thought that was funny.
I had a 32GB name brand Micro SD in my phone. It worked fine for about 18 months, right up until it didn't. The phone started saying it had to scan and fix it. I let it fix it many times. I moved the stuff off the SD card onto the internal storage. I Deleted the content several times, but it just kept reappearing. I tried formatting it on my PC several times, but that kept failing regardless of the format options I chose.
Essentially it transformed itself into a hybrid card - part read-only, part read-write 
I have never had any storage device do this before. Anyway, a month ago I replaced it with a different name brand 128 GB micro SD card and that is working just fine (for now).
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Just saw the logo 
For many years more
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That raises the question:
Which came first, the CP or the Bob?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As far as they didn't have to cross the street...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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CP.
There are images of The Code Project portal from around 2005 without Bob...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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