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I actually know that song, but I didn't know that 
I still know some SOAD from way back when, even seen them live once.
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Should I be glad I've no idea what that is?
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Nope, you're missing out on one of the greatest video game series ever!
Well, if you don't count X-2, the XIII series and all FF spin-offs (except the original Kingdom Hearts)
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...you've got to keep your feet on the ground.
Just answered a question about writing a game in Javascript, HTML, and Python.
Specifically, the OP wants to write GTA6 (in Javascript, HTML, and Python) and "earn money!!!!!!"
He tried asking his teachers, and can't understand why they laughed... 
You've got to admire the ambition, if not the "connect-to-the-real-world" part of some of 'em!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a doofus.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thanks a lot. I started out in a similar way. One of your former presidents at least found other words:
...who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...as the question's closed.
Quote: How did you deduce that from this 'question'?
Because he had 5 or 6 pretty much identical ones just with different subject lines. All went to moderation, but they weren't spam or abuse - apart from the SHOUTING - so I let them through. And he's not a fast learner... 
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What's GTA6? Is it another framework?
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Guess what made a very much younger version of me solder up my first computer without having any idea of how a computer works. Sure, I wanted to program great 'business apps' and listen all day to completely illogical 'requirements'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Someday, the next Steve Wozniak is going to post a question just like that.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Whenever you want to do things that most people don't do or can do people will laugh at you.
I told people I'd write articles and they laughed.
Then I wrote some prize winning articles.
I told people I'd write a book and they laughed.
Then I wrote some books, got my third contract coming up.
I told people I'd write a LINQ library for JavaScript and publish it on npm and NuGet and they laughed.
Then I wrote a LINQ library for JavaScript and published it on npm and NuGet.
There's only one person still laughing now and that's me 
One day all will laugh together, even in Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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One does not simply laugh into Mordor.
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I told people I'd be a successful comedian.
They're not laughing now.
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I told people I'd be a successful comedian.
They're not laughing now.
That's cause no one can understand a bloody word you're saying.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Was the question signed "Musk" by chance ?
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"DTrump", I think...
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Shame about the adverts at the end otherwise I'd be posting that frequently myself
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There's something wrong Jörgen, it doesn't work! I pushed the button and it SAID that everything was ok, but it isn't! So because you're a programmer, you had better fix it ASAP! 
Oh, and can you fix my computer while you're at it? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Have you tried restarting it?
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Turn reality off and back on again?
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I've tried, but I keep running out of vodka! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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