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Take the x-ray and cut out your hand. Cut off all fingers, except the middle one. Then send it to the doctor.
I know this is hard to do with just one hand, but I bet it's worth it.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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You want me to use GUI or CTRL+X?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Possibly he means CTRL+AXE?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It's better if you CTRL that Axe indeed...
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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You stop seeing the doctor and go to your local witch.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nah, DIY it.
just drop into the hardware store and pick up a bag of ready-mix paster
prepare plaster mix,
pull on the end of each finger/thumb to make sure straight,
dunk the whole hand in the plaster mix, raise and allow plaster to begin hardening,
repeat applications of plaster till looks solid.
best to scrape the plaster mix of the finger tips while still wet too - let some air in the other end..
optionally:
attach non-slip pads to plaster when tacky in case you feel like doing hand stands, cartwheels or other gymnastical pursuits,
or, alternatively:
attach cup holder to cast in case you want to drink (perhaps while watching other people perform gymnastics or some more meaningful sport) - can also add a peanut bowl too.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: dunk the whole hand in the plaster mix, raise and allow plaster to begin hardening,
No instant-glue available?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you think of it, an doctor of medicine is someone who wants to make a living off of the misfortunes of others. Why would you want to go near them whilst vulnerable?
Physicians have their parallel in the bird kingdom, vultures, but they, at least, are considerate enough to wait until you die before consuming everything you have.
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I know! I know!
What to do when the doctors are retarded is self-medicinatify: Take two aspirin and lie down!
Notes:
- "Retarded" means "late"
- "Late" means "dead"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're lucky you don't live in Dubai. You wouldn't have that hand any longer --- it'd've been chopped-off! *
*Not really, this is in reference to the fact if you're a woman in Dubai and are raped, then you will be charged with extra-marital sex.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Isn't that punishment for theft?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yes, the breaking of your hand is stealing your capabilities from your employer. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"Charged" simply means they are applying the law. If you're being fully pedantic, then yes, a female rape victim should be charged with extra-marital sex. Kind-of like how if all four of your tires blow out at once and you crash your vehicle, you get charged with failure to control.
Once in court, I'd fully expect any sane judge to look at the circumstances and immediately issue a non-guilty verdict. Any one that doesn't, fully deserves to be sent to whatever Hell they happen to believe in.
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Kyle Moyer wrote: I'd fully expect any sane judge
Which isn't to be found in countries that adhere to Sharia "Law"
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Today I - finally - had the opportunity to test SQL running on Ubuntu server... I'm impressed... Really...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 21-Nov-16 12:09pm.
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I wanted to try it out early, but still unable to. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Impressed with what?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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It is easy to install (and much lighter than on Win) and it works including CLR...found it fast at least for a half blind VM I used to test...
It got the backup file from Win with no problem...It seems to be easy on machine resources...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So a backup file created on WinSQL restored without issue on LinSQL? Nice.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: It is easy to install
Wait.
Are you sure you were running a Linux OS?
Cuz, easy to install not usually one of the properties of Linux. 
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That's actually very cool. And it's really cool you've tried it over on Linux.
There is really only one reason left for staying on Windows OS --- developing windows apps via VStudio.
However, with MS moving VStudio to iOS and the fact that soon no one will be running any Windows apps, it wont' matter soon and I'll move completely to Linux.
I've been doing more and more Android and iOS development lately anyways.
Windows is overhead now. 
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Because
apt-get install <package>
is rocket science 
When the packaging fails on the other hand 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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When a package fails to install, it's probably not any worse than having an MSI that fails to install.
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