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Look, give me $10,000 and I will gladly look into this and make it go away.
Trust me, I am a Prince! 
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Will Rogers never met me.
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From a legal POV, you can't be "served" via email.
And everyone's "out there"; unless you take explicit steps, every time you create an MS Office document, your profile is all over it.
If I can be bothered, I save questionable attachments to disk and take a hex editor to them; then a virus scan; then a virtual machine ...
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Whenever I get one of those and my curiosity gets the best of me, I just open it up in sandboxie. Then even if it tries to do some evil to my computer, I can simply delete my sandbox and be on my way.
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Are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks because they are Santa's Star Bucks?
There will be no TotD tomorrow: I'm at Herself's sister's funeral instead.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Methinks, you are a Rudolphellow.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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They need the coffee to keep up with that Vixen.
OriginalGriff wrote: Herself's sister's funeral
Sorry to hear. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Died of a common cold, if you can believe it. Same one we had, and it's a nasty one this year.
But Les had MS for 35 years, and it hit her very hard - sniffles on Monday, hospitalised on Friday, died the Saturday morning. Herself is getting there, but tomorrow will help, I hope.
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MS is [redacted]! My Aunt had it for nearly 40 years until she died. Sincere condolences to Herself, her family and you from North Africa.
veni bibi saltavi
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Doe! 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Man, you sleigh me, but haven't you herd? People are getting tea'd off.
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Now that's a good one, Griff! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself's sister's funeral
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Let's Rein-Deer jokes!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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My jaw literally dropped. Just how amazing can these things be?! 
We could call it "cosmic porn" and settle the debate.
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I'm looking for a Go language logo that I can use in my article that I'm willing to publish on CP. I mean, from where can I get a proper Go language logo?
Actually, lack of knowledge on Copyright issue  I hope you guys understand that.
Please help!
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If you go to the appropriate website: The Go Programming Language[^] and have a browse, you should find a gopher that fits your needs. And the pages all carry the same message:
Except as noted, the content of this page is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License, and code is licensed under a BSD license.
And a quick scan of the CCA license says:
You are free to:
Share — copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format
Adapt — remix, transform, and build upon the material
for any purpose, even commercially.
The licensor cannot revoke these freedoms as long as you follow the license terms.
Under the following terms:
Attribution — You must give appropriate credit, provide a link to the license, and indicate if changes were made. You may do so in any reasonable manner, but not in any way that suggests the licensor endorses you or your use.
So as long as you provide proper attribution, it shouldn't be a problem.
But...if you find anything which isn't covered by a similar licence, and you use it in your article, or you copy and paste without proper attribution, then your account will be closed and you will be banned from the site: we do not tolerate plagiarism or copyright theft!
If in any doubt as you whether you should use something: don't. A logo isn't going to make the article ten times better!
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His Lordship, Judge Griff the Original has spoken.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's absolutely ok, it's just that you usually are not the no nonsense type.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Perhaps, myself always tries to be extra cautious.
modified 22-Dec-16 3:30am.
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Further to Griff's very clear missive, there are plenty of gophers here[^] you can use.
veni bibi saltavi
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... but why does this title make me smile?
Automatic Dump Collection and Analysis
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Automatic Dump Collection
Perhaps it makes you smile because now you'll be able to reclaim about 1/3 of the space in your home?
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