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Wow. You dont say.
You really are a genius aren't you Mark!
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You really do need to learn how to read.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No matter how many times I read what you wrote, it still says: 'I am a twat'. 
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Go away, troll.
Your kind is not needed anywhere.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It is extraordinary how it varies. A bit like speed limits (or lack of in Germany). In one country you are a reckless driver/criminal/paedophile, in another you aren't.
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Ah, yes, a sad day for us all.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It'll probably join the 27 club...
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When ladies marry, do they get a new name and a dress?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All that and often enough their personal servant as well.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I swear some think that's the whole point.
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No matter how long I still will have to sit on this planet, when they come to pick me up I still will not know why anybody would voluntarily do this without having a gun poked into the back.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: when they come to pick me up...
It will likely be because you didn't have a spouse/cohabitant to hear your cries of distress in the shower...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I will take my chances. Maybe I may regret that one day, but I would regret the alternatives much sooner.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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that story has a ring to it
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Vow, that has a family-your ring to it!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's also a food that's proven to reduce a woman's sexual appetite. It's called "Wedding Cake"!
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and if that doesn't work well enough it's plan B: children.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Perhaps not if they're of a "civil union"...
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Ambrose Bierce wrote: Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This is causing an engaging conversation.
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And some flower power
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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digimanus wrote: flower power
That used to be flour power.  
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nice  It's crazy to think in 4 billion years our Milky Way galaxy and Andromeda will collide and create a new galaxy.
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