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It appears that Doesn't Matter interacts only with a particle called "High Priority" that is the result of Manager decay.
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That's a matter of fact ! 
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Could have been Pi day.
So why was 3.14 chosen as Pi day?
Its not even a precise definition of Pi.
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It is at 16:00
3.14 16 is closer than 3.14 28
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Or more precicely 1:59:26 - am or pm doesn't matter I suppose.
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22/7 isn't Pi either... it's less Pi than 3.14.
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Taken to 5 dp's ...
Pi = 3.14159
22/7 = 3.14286 (+.00127)
Pi day = 3.14000 (-.00159)
So, yes, it should be 22/7 by a whisker. (Added to which the UK date format is better than the American one!)
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It's ISO format: it started in year 0, so it's 0000 03.14 16:00
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Quote: 3.14159
That's not Pi.
(being irrational, today).
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It's the annual "that-only-works-in-the-USA-and-some-parts-of-Canada" awareness day. 
Date format by country[^]
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Just seen an advert in the paper which said:
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35,000 - £40,000
So I rung then and said the answer is -£5,000
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With those math skills, I'm sure you'll get the job. Only question is: Can you afford paying them £5000 at the end of each month? 
[EDIT] Whoops each year, I guess it should be. Otherwise it's one hell of a salary! [/EDIT]
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You work for a celery?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Better than working for peanuts, wouldn't you say? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Of course the actual accountant's answer is 'how much do you want it to be?' 
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Yep, fairly obvious trick question in that ad. 5000 is the answer that will filter out the wannabes like OP.
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I chuckled, then chuckled some more.
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I assume you are still chuckling?
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No, I finished chuckling the second I hit the post message button.
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Oh alright, that was disappointing.
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Now, I am chuckling again.
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Well, after weeks of careful negotiation with our local IT department, our machines were hijack-updated last night to Win10 by the governing authority. I'm now sitting here, UNABLE TO WORK AT ALL because none of my dev tools are installed.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm now sitting here, UNABLE TO WORK AT ALL and getting paid for it because none of my dev tools are installed.
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