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Tis work! The curse of the drinking classes.
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coming mathter!
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veni bibi saltavi
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Preparing fish is not easy. On the way to work I sometimes saw the lady from the local chinese restaurant feed the ducks with stale bread and the carps always tried to snatch away their share. I know the restaurant has duck on the menu, now I wonder if they also have carps.
Anyway, this is how you should cook carps:
How to Clean and Prepare Fresh Carp for Dinner[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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By the way the plural of carp, is carp. Same as sheep. Anyway nice recipe!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: By the way the plural of carp, is carp. Same as sheep.
Isthatso? 
Munchies_Matt wrote: Anyway nice recipe!
On second thought: Duck Teriyaki also has something...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Yes, English is a stupid language.
We still use the German plural for Oxen, Bretheren, Women, and Men!
Lives and lives are pronounced differently. Fox comes from one source language, Vixen (female fox) from another, and uses the German feminine ending.
English is a real mess.
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Quote: English is a real mess. Smile |
Not so much designed as happened!..
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Very much, some Celtic sentence structure, with old saxon thorwn on top, mixed with old norse, and then norman french.
Then an attempt to latinise it in the middle ages.
Its a complete f*** up from start to finish!
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And now we get to spelling and verb formations ... 
ROMANI ITE DOMUM!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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As part of the latinisation we had 'nidulate' in English. Didnt last long, fortunately. It means to build a nest.
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And now I have a desperate want of
* Pechinese sauce duck
* Duck ramen.
And I lunched two hours ago...
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Good. Then you probablky also know how to make a good Teriyaki sauce? All the recipes can agree upon is, that somwhow soy sauce has to be in it. And at least a majority also wants to see Sake in it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I couldn't cook if my life depended on it. I can cook any form of pasta with basic sauces and nothing more.
But my favourite chinese and japanese dealers restaurants surely know how to cook.
Have you ever tried Umeshu (often called Takara Plum, Plum Wine or Plum Sake)? I am definetely addicted to it, and my wife (who dislikes all alcoholic beverages) loves it too.
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you sure it's stale bread, not pork fat tied to a string?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Very sure. The greedy ducks would race towards a piece of bread in the water and sometimes a carp would come up and gulp it down before the ducks could reach it. Sometimes several of them would be lurking just below the surface and look where the bread landed, just like the ducks.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Don't even bother.
Carp is a big bag of bones.
In my pantheon of terrible, eating carp is up there with sticking a hammer drill in my ear to remove the wax.
veni bibi saltavi
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Where does Lutefisk[^] lie in the pantheon?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Had it once. Everyone agreed that it tasted like carp!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Felt quite dramatic. Cops in India are well known for their lazy and untimed responses for emergency calls. But this one's a bit different. Feel quite grateful for these people who are risking their lives to save someone else's.
18 cops, 4 cars and 90-minute chase: How abducted 5-yr-old was rescued by Delhi police[^]
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
modified 8-Feb-18 7:56am.
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Please don't. I don't want to miss the moment when Arnold, Chuck, Sylvester and Bruce appear.
Edit: Pass the popcorn, please!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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What for? This is a feel good story about a 5 year who was kidnapped and then rescued by local police.
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Exactly. Hate it when people jump on the Soapbox bandwagon.
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Quote: For discussing anything related to a software developer's life
How dangerous is the office where you work?
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F-ES Sitecore wrote:
How dangerous is the office where you work?
In my office there has always been one gun nut since the foundation of the company. 6 years ago the previous gun nut resigned and I've been hired just a few months before.
It is a tangible sign of the danger of our city that our HR always provides an armed and trained employee at all times!
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Not sure I understand. Who are you quoting there?
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