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Two more days my friend, only two more days...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If you make a belt out of watches, is it a waist of time?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In far too many cases more like a waist of lard. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you make one out of herbs, it's a waste of thyme.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now I'm really tic'd off. Although, I must hand it to you - really wound up in the zone this time.
(I suppose, if they lost some wait, it would save time - but I'd never post that here).
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's a good way to watch your weight.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I watch my weight. I just don't do anything about it.
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I guess it would be if you already have an hourglass figure.
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OG, you're loopy today.
/ravi
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Tomorrow he'll buckle down and do a good TotD.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, I hope he's able to kick it up a notch.
/ravi
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Some alien has sued NASA for violating its privacy. Now the counterstrike has begun. Google is already sneaking up on them to bombard them with ads and Mickeysoft will force update them to Win10 A.E.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Win10 A.E.
Alien Edition?
I'll go a tenner that they screw up the keyboard driver.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Si.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Actually, I was really surprised.
Before the AE update, the touchpad on the (optional) keyboard for the WookieTab was unusable - oversensitive, double registering, useless.
After the AE update (which happened automatically the same day I got the device, took under an hour, and was hassle free) it started working like a charm! Now, it just works, and - for a touchpad - is not half bad.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now, it just works
... If you've got phlanges. Tentacles are another matter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Always makes me think of the film "Battleship". How, exactly, were they able to get the radio signal to go faster than the speed of light? A deep, dark mystery! 
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They used the speed of dark, which is much quicker. Think about it, whenever light gets somewhere, it finds that dark got there first...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is this supposed to be dark humor? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Anything to do with the Dark Side of the Force matters!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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So yesterday my work OS install got hosed and needed to be reloaded.    
As part of that process I launched Edge for the one thing it's good for and searched for "Firefox".
At the top of the bing page was an item marked as an ad. Mozilla's official download page.
Immediately below that was a second item marked as an ad. Microsoft's pitch begging users not to stop using edge.
A minute later I repeated the above process searching for "Chrome". I got an equivalent pair of ads.
I'm not sure what's more pathetic: That they resorted to buying ads in Bing to try and retain user share, or that having done so they let Google and Mozilla outbid them for the top slot on the pages.
Edit: Added screenshots of binging for Chrome in 4 browsers[^] The IE11, Edge, and Firefox ones were done via the search box, I didn't care enough to figure out how to Bing directly in Chrome, so I did that one by going to the website first.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 22-Feb-17 10:18am.
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