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Is a universe a very short poem?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Time to rhyme, and embrace the race for first place in the response space with minimal disgrace to face.
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Uni? Sorry cannot remember any more.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Does Ford still make Galaxie's?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Or maybe it's an ode to Mr Spiggott[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Especially at 2am when they protect us from damned cats that are walking silently along the fence...
veni bibi saltavi
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Just what Garfield would say.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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My dog lives with cats; she doesn't bark at them - she does bark if anyone comes down the driveway that doesn't live here.
Having said that, isn't natural language intriguing? "We all love dogs" - nice sentence, but the opposite is what is actually meant. Do you think AI will ever be able to understand these nuances?
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What you're talking about is sarcasm. There's a number of articles out there discussing how AI can be made to understand it. But I guess the bottom line is - "yeah, but it's hard".
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I do love my Shadow. He's a vicious wolf who'll rip ya froat out!
veni bibi saltavi
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Personally, I prefer the "watch cat" over the watch dog.
When your pet tiger here's a noise, it doesn't make any of its own. Just patiently waits. If the burglar breaks in - their might be a muffled scream; some clean-up; and a short term reduction in your feeding bill.
Win Win if ever there was one.
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Just wait until you have a female cat and the loverboys come from everywhere in the area to sing a sonata under your window. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
modified 13-Feb-18 11:22am.
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Two words: "Spay" and "Neuter"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As if that would stop the loverboys from coming, some may not even have owners.
In our case the story ended well. It turned out that the loverboy recently became homeless and our cat felt lonely. She had attacked every cat before and after him, but he was right. She let him in and eventually we had two cats that kept everything else away from the house, including dogs.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Been there. I had two suitor cats get in a big fight in the back yard one night. My cat was freaked out for a couple of days after that. It was a pain.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Guess what happens when they smell that she is getting ready to call for a tournament.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I just got the following very useful error from Windows.
Service 'MyService (MyService)' cannot be started due to the following error: Cannot start service MyService on computer '.'.
Upon further investigation it seems I don't have the proper credentials to start the service.
So I guess "Cannot start service..." is pretty accurate, because I cannot 
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Yep - I've had that. They ought to replace to with "Just because shut up that's why!"
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Need help? Here's a tip: skip straight to the end and reinstall windows.
you could send all sorts of logs to the help desk and on their suggestion do the "sfc/scannow" and other useless things, but when has that ever helped
- scroll down almost any windows bug forum, nearly always ends with "try reinstalling windows"
(too often followed a bit later with a reply from the OP: "thanks - that worked" - FFS)
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Why don't error messages look like this:
Quote: I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
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One of the Apps I wrote that had a humours error messages, customer / employeer not impressed. Users loved it! 
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It just means they don't have enough try catches. Everyone has code like that.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I can safely deduct from this that you have never ever done any iOS programming.
Try that and then you will see catch all messages like there is no tomorrow.
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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That's the female release of Windows.
I'll get my coat
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