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Why would you put humus on your grandmother?
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Does naan refer to anything else but this kind of bread: naan bread[^]? Just curious.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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It's a play on words. In England and Wales, but usually not Scotland, grandmothers are called nan, or nanna, by a lot of grandchildren.
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Ah, makes perfect sense. Thanks for explaining the cultural reference.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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You have to wait until Gloria in eggshells day, you.
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So this guy spelled "LASER" as "LAZER" and when asked he said he "knew" that Americans used a 'z' everywhere there's an 's'.
Genuine WTF? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Destroy them with Laz0rZ
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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OT - I wasn't around for a few months but what happened to the FSOW OTD? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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uhm after i went on vacation for some time it kinda died, i had no time to reactivate it and till now its dead. Maybe when i have some more time i'll revive it as a non WSO 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Well, everybody knowz that! Don't you? Ztrange!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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zhit, I didn't know that.
"Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
Al Capp
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Are you working for Dr. Evil?
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I can't believe I've been doing it wrong my whole life! Hmmm... I feel I've left out an important component to this reply. Oh well. I'll worry about it later.
I'm zure I'll think of zomething.
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The important thing is to Support Stimulated Emission!
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Americanz be crazy.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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of courze ... being zure about zomething is more important than being correct ...
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By extension a "lazer" is one who lazes around, no?
So lazer is a real word, just not so useful as a weapon or cutting tool.
Actually sometimes I'm a lazer; but what I tell the wife is I'm busy stopping the couch from floating away.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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As a friend's t-shirt says:
Hard work pays off tomorrow, laziness pays off today 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I bet the same guy "knows" that Germans universally (a) wear monocles, (b) replace 'V' with 'F' and 'W' with 'V' even when speaking English, and (c) have all the evil parts in films. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes! And zee Germans speak like ziss!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Well, he's Swiss so must be knowing that. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I like it. It's also cool when they substitute or for an er. Like in terminater.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Odd comment - Lazers were invented in the Untied Snakes. The word is actually an acronym, which stands for
Light Amplification by Zapping with Emissions of Radiation
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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That's just amasing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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