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It is very easy to remember your anniversary. Just forget it one year.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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And Valentine's, and Mother's day, and...
Sooner or later it will come down to having one day off that we don't have to remember in the proper fashion every year.
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived.
The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
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I personally would really appreciate knowing that the standards are kept up to date, and that there is a revision history that is terse enough to let me know I don't have to go back and read it to understand the changes.
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I only respect things written in Klingon!
(Just kidding, but govt' paperwork would be so much more fun in it!)
It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.
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motlh buSHa', je yIn neH
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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I'm glad to know my tax dollars are being put to good use. 
/ravi
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I didn't even know most governments had standards. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Government bureaucracy may have standards but the average voter clearly does not.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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This explains how the Clintons got in office.... 
Old programmers need jobs too!
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Funny, I thought Trump won the election....
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"A politician is a man so thick skinned that he can stand upright even if has no backbone."
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Is your office being run by Randall Munroe[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No, by Dilbert[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What about the needed changes to standard GGC-S13.1234F.14589.3 -- to be GGC-S131237F.14589.3?
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Wait, what was the standard they used for changing this standard for standards?
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Change control standards, which may be compliant with the new standard and authorized early as a policy exception (under the old standard), or is compliant with the old standard and will be updated on the next scheduled review.
...I shouldn't instantly know that. FML
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I pity the poor shmucks that had to write that stuff, the committee that had to review it, the editor that had to edit it, etc.
Marc
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc, there are no 'poor schmucks' who write that stuff. It grows all on its own, like a fungus.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I wish some tiny part of me could claim this wasn't believable. Having worked in government though, I have received similar and even been involved in projects with sub-sub-committees to decide what color to make the font. 
Your tax dollars at waste.
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You should probably allocate twice as much time to any tasks to ensure both standards are followed in the meantime...
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Having worked in government, I actually understood it on the 1st read! <G>
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That's the reason why everything in government are two years behind and cost $30K a line of code, just to adhere to some useless standards. That's is not even include QA. Wait a minute. What is QA in government software?
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Leaker!
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