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If you found a black diamond, you'd be a mogul! At which point alpine for that kind of wealth.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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More powder to you, because I don't. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Icy. I thought it was crystal clear.
/ravi
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I'd give you an icy stare for that one but you're looking a bit sheepish...
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Be sure to wear your Llewellyn-ton boots.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I read in the Bible, God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. From what I understand, that’s a pretty good summer for Wales.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Japanese food, is there anyone else here who loves Asian cuisine?
Food is life...
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We have quite a lot of Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese, and other Asian members, so I would assume so!
I also cook some Japanese, Chinese, and Thai dishes, so that we be a yes from me! 
It's a bit off topic for "Thought of The Day" though. The Lounge does sometimes descend into food discussions, but it's not a regular thing - we are developers first, chefs third or fourth! (And some survive on Pizza and Cola only, poor sods.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That second one ... it's a Negh'Var class battle cruiser de-cloaking, isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Lie to them and you are in trouble. Tell them the truth...
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Reminds me of Hägar's diplomacy: "Ok, which one of you is the king?"
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Or maybe not... LOL... I don't trust them... 
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Seriously. Somethings in C# seems more understandable to me with java example. But... I am not that Java guy.
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Can you elaborate on this, this is honestly the first time I've heard something like this. Do you have any examples?
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Witness the following C# piece of code:
var x = 0;
x = x++;
What does this even means? How could x be equal to x++? It's obviously different!
Well now imagine the following Java code
int x = 0;
x = x++;
Now imagine the C# is, in fact, doing the same thing!
Bazongas!
The value of x is so obvious now! Obviously 1 or 0! 
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The equivalent of that code in C# would also be using an "int". Exactly like below;
int x = 0;
x = x++; ..which IS your java-example. The "var" keyword is not meant to be used as a replacement for int, and anyone doing so should stop coding.
It clearly has a joke icon.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Super Lloyd wrote: int x = 0;
x = x++;
I knew that this was going to result in x being 1, so to confirm I tested it and yes as I knew it results in x being 0.
It's a nasty little b*gger that one and I hope I never come across it in code.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: It's a nasty little b*gger that one and I hope I never come across it in code.
I dunno, seen a few juniors doing just that,
also other juniors that told them to stop as it might cause an endless loop.
When that comes out it's time for a coffee - away from the office.
Format Succe&*(gD@@@ ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) @@@@@@*@x@@
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Confiscate their coding licenses.
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harold aptroot wrote: Confiscate their coding licenses
You are much too lenient. That sort of blunder calls for staking out on an anthill, at the very least! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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