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Oh you just had to go there, didn't you?
Optical zoom is ok. Digital zoom causes immediate fecal loss.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Digital zoom causes immediate fecal loss.
You crapped your pants?
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
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See the OP; I lost my sh*t.
Software Zen: delete this;
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A very long time ago a customer of mine had a printer that printed the error reports...
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At one time we included one of our small ink-jet printers[^] as a log printer on these systems.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well, that's at least a separate printer.
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If you fell in love with a squid, would she octopi your thoughts?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I would only do it if she fell in love with me as well.
Squid pro quo! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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there goes another sucker
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Ink case you forgot, one could sea this as an event for the arm-y, as well as the navy.
(Only a real sucker would believe that !)
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What choice would I have when she wraps her arms around me?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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No, she would decimate your thoughts. Squids have ten arms, or eight arms and two tentacles. Whatever.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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After the first ten tickles you'd get bored...
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And if she doesn't like you, you get slapped-slapped-slapped-slapped-slapped-slapped-slapped-slapped-slapped-slapped.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Is someone who loves squid and octopi bi? Or are they just someone with a weird fixation for cephalopods?
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Yes.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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CONFUSION
Uncertainty
of argument CON
against (beside)
marriage FUSION
OK - so I'm up again tomorrow!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: CONFUSION
Isn't that the answer to all WSO CCC's OTD. 
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For me it's not the answer - it's the starting point!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Uncertainty of argument against marriage (9)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I'm not sure about ambiguity or ambiguous?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'd give my left arm to be right handed.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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