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Peter_in_2780 wrote: they had rounded corners
That's impossible.
Nothing had rounded corners before the iphone.
We know that for a fact, because if anything had had rounded corners before the iphone, then apple would not have been given the patent for rounding corners on things -- or what, do you think the US patent office is manned by idiots?
If you thought you saw rounded corners on things before then, you were hallucinating, imagining it, and should pay apple money for imagining their intellectual property.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Including making 4Kg of chilli, slicing the ham I cooked yesterday, and then finding the vacuum sealer has stopped sealing.
So I disassemble the vacuum sealer, and find the heater strip is broken. OK, let's find a new one ... Nope, I can get the material (and really cheap!) but only from China and it'll be February before it arrives. So I order a really cheap vacuum sealer on next day Amazon Prime delivery, and a 3m roll of heater wire from Hong Kong, then reassemble the sealer so it won't get damaged by the cat and I'll remember where everything goes.
And I've got two screws left over ... 
One.
Of.
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Days.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: it won't get damaged by the cat ... And I've got two screws left over ...
Are you sure they didn't come out of the cat?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Pretty sure - he's held together with welds, rivets, and anger; but no screws, we had him fixed.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: he's held together with welds, rivets, and anger
Sounds like a hardware guy  .
My cat is actually a colony organism of hyper-intelligent hairballs who collectively think that Grumpy Cat™[^] is just way too agreeable. The good news for us hairless apes is that they can never agree on their plan for world domination, and just yack up the colony member with the best ideas.
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We are planning to visit "The Coffee Cat" tomorrow, I will keep you up to date with my experiences ...
The Coffee Cat[^]
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If that means you have too much chilli on your hands now, I'm available 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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...Well, actually, he said that I should eat "Less McDonalds", but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Apparently, if you have to eat at a fast-food place, then you're already doing okay eating at Mickie Dee's...
I wouldn't know. I'm told their menu has changed radically since the last time I was there (over a decade ago). I still have very little incentive to go there however..
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dandy72 wrote: you're already doing okay eating at Mickie Dee's...
With a link to thetoptens.com?
I may be wrong, but I think it could be a possibility that that might not be JSOP's favourite site.
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I dunno. It's the first site that came up when I searched for something I remembered reading a few months ago.
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dandy72 wrote: I still have very little incentive to go there however..
I had to go to the bathroom really badly, once, and it was there.
For some reason, I expect MD's will warn against evening doing that there, too.
Interesting that Mickey Dee's also has MD as it's initials.
I doubt its a coincidence.
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dandy72 wrote: Mickie Dee's...
Mack Donalds, how the faarrrkkkk to you twats in North America get Mickey in there? Is it McDonalds Mouse over there in Disney?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Probably because "Mickie Dee's" is derived from Mickey Mouse, which is often equated with cheap garbage. This North American twat wouldn't even need to be sober to figure that one out.
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the problem of processed food are often special fats (which are longer than natural) and so the body cant get rid of them. So some fresh food is better.
Your body is the palace for your soul. Treat him well.
"Health is what you miss, when you are ill" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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What if I don't believe in the concept of a "soul"?
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Than think about the edge cases when your body doesnt work properly. Ask someone who needs regularly insulin and its diet plan.
You wont like it... 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Message Closed
modified 4-Jan-19 17:51pm.
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I think any further discussion on this should best be moved to the soapbox! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I hear that. When I go out for pizza I tell them not to cut it so I can honestly tell my doctor I only have one slice of pizza.
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I am stealing this one for future use. 
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I wonder which character in this short (family safe) video clip you might identify with: [^]
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I've seen the whole movie. It's hit and miss, some of the vignettes are good, some are pretty dull.
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Would Alexa mock Steven Hawking's voice?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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