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Nah, just cut it short. This may not be all that punny but it is to the point.
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Today is a great day to have a great day!
Jeremy Falcon
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Tomorrow will be much better. And remember it is already tomorrow here so I'm talking two days away for you.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: so I'm talking two days away for you.
I read that as "I'm taking two days away from you." And was about to post an angry demand for them back.
In fact, I want them back anyway on principle. How dare you be two days in the future, and not tell me the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I read that as "I'm taking two days away from you." And was about to post an angry demand for them back.
In fact, I want them back anyway on principle. How dare you be two days in the future, and not tell me the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow?
My tomorrow is two days in your future, though I think we're 50 in the future where Wales is concerned.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So, with his yesterday being my tomorrow and my tomorrow being your tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday's tomorrow, I think all has become clear now. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I think we're 50 in the future where Wales is concerned.
Not quite: we don't have Telstra! 
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Telstra's just a symptom
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The disease must be horrendous!
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that's why England exported them
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Tomorrow will be much better.
The future aint what it used to be, mate.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: The future aint what it used to be, mate.
The date is significant tomorrow.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Tomorrow does not exist. It is always today.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh snap.
Jeremy Falcon
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Only if somebody serves me that Russian's liver (fried, with onions), who wrote that code made yesterday and today so great for me.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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A man can dream, can't he?
Jeremy Falcon
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Two dialogs, each with thousands of lines to keep track what rows in the database need to be inserted or deleted when you finally click the save button. He used the Entity Framework, so why could he not let that figure all that out? It probably would have been too easy.
Updating rows was not on the map, so this spaghetti bowl fell apart at every corner when we needed to do that. The cream on top of everything is a crying customer who wanted to have that stuff on his test server yesterday morning. He thinks he can't build expensive big vehicles without it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Today is a great day to have a great day!
Along those lines: "Today is yesterday's tomorrow, so why wait until tomorrow?" or something like that. 
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: But I wanna...
Good one.
I hate camping
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Marc Clifton wrote: I hate camping
Noooooooooooo. Say it isn't so.
Jeremy Falcon
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Cicero or some other chap said: Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.
Or to put it another way: seize the fish.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Managment told me today, delaying the delayed proejct which already got cut. 
But maybe the evening get greats because of good karma. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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