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In a hurry. jeron with the win Friday.
185 escaped prisoners walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
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our fire-department-ordered maximum capacity is only 63.
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wizardzz wrote: The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. TLDR."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know how you are from the Lounge...
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You are supposed to be behinds bars not in front of them.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Wrong bars  Would give you a 10 if I could 
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The prisoners say: "Then we could better stay in jail!"
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...to order drinks, you must have a complete sentence.
...sorry...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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wizardzz wrote: 185 escaped prisoners walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
That's OK, we only want the contents of your till, and the women, and some of the younger men, and a few bottles of spirits, and your watch. Now be a good bartender and lie down on the floor.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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wizardzz wrote: 185 escaped prisoners walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
That's OK, we've all got a bottle of moonshine hidden in our butt.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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185 escaped prisoners walk into a bar.
The Scottish bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. If you were on the sheep that would be OK, but you guys are on the lam and that's just sick."
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But I think you can have whiskey on the rock.
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Bartender: "You Felon the floor as soon as you walked in"
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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That's all right we're on the lamb and as soon as we get off we'll leave.
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