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The Elephant Love Interest has had her arse well and truly kicked by Li Na. The only bad bit is Li's racquet didn't remove any of the Grunters teeth.
I now hope she kicks Seven shades of shite out of Azarenka (how ever you spell it) as that bitch grunts like a sow copping a large portion of.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Remind us again mate, why is it you even watch ladies tennis?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Remind us again mate, why is it you even watch ladies tennis?
I don't watch tennis period, but it's 23:20, I'm not sleeping and I've flicked through all the channels to find nothing is on. So the tennis in the background it is. I then googled the result as it's bright and sunny on the TV, so it had to be a replay.
Now I'm occasionally watching to see when she has lost and has good old whine.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Can't you just knock one out and go to sleep like the rest of us?
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Dalek Dave wrote: Can't you just knock one out and go to sleep like the rest of us?
Got one from the Missus half an hour ago, still not sleepy.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That's why he's watching ladies' tennis.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just in case a player kicks a ball boy?
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Just in case a player kicks a ball boy?
They're ball girls and as they're Australian, they would kick the sh*t out of the player involved.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Are we even in the same plane of existence anymore?
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