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I was crossing the road, when a dwarf, doing some scaffolding work, dropped a brick; the brick hit a bearded lady pushing a pram containing a limbless man; the pram shot into the road, causing a car, driven by a giant, to swerve onto the pavement, causing me to fall over a low wall, scratching myself quite badly.
I think it was a freak accident.
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Must be - there were 5 freaks in the story anyway...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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GROoooaaaannnn... That was really painful. And demonstrates why I NEVER post jokes!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Because they wouldn't be as good as mine ?
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Because they wouldn't be as good as mine
Damn right, I refuse to be ridiculed for posting pathetic jokes so I will sit on the sidelines and denigrate others - thankfully there is no voting anymore
Actually I have to be really pissed to attempt a joke, which makes them even worse but by then I don't give a rats!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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There nothing as funny as a joke told when drunk - for the teller, anyway
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"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.
"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours.
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Sad, sad and predictable
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I was confused when I looked out the window this morning to find it was still Monday.
Finally I noticed that my mates had taken photos of yesterday, enlarged them and stuck them to all my windows.
Bastards.
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Where is the 5 voty thing!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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