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Just saw a bloke walking down the road dragging a cabbage behind him on a lead (leash for you yanks)
I asked him "Why are you dragging that cabbage along the street?"
"It's not a cabbage!" He looked at me as if I was mad! "It's a collie".
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It's not a true story damn you! It's a joke!? Is it?
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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It's true if there's a photo[^]
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Really small picture; but that looked more like a watermelon than a cabbage.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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All I know is that it had been in a traffic accident...
... and now it's a vegetable
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That's.... Odd!!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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Maxxx
That is really old and I mean really old.
I used to used this as a pissed test 40 years ago.
If laughed then true else not.
...it is one of my favourite jokes though.
...guess that this says something about my state of mind.... and great to hear it again.
Thanks
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I first heard it when Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondsun were The Dangerous Brothers on stage somewhere (together its their famous Goosberry I a Lift joke.
I find it matures with age
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