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I'm currently trying to figure out how to pirouette through a small hoop using the absolute worst help file ever to fester within a product.
The product?
adobe RoboHelp 8
W. T. E!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark, have you considered that your tutu may be too tight in the crotch, thus impairing your cognitive abilities ?
worriedly, Bil
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Actually, I think I'm getting too much irony in my diet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And at $1,000 for full version? Yeah I'll second your W.T.E.
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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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It was funny once, back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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^ I think I've identified someone who works in management.
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Dalek Dave wrote: It was funny once, back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
So is your dinosaur response which was probably passable in the early archosaurs era 
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Well, the part about the management was new to me.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Leslie Nielsen born again (2010) and again (2005) !!!!! 
Thanks,
Milind
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You'll note he referred to the joke as a 'classic'.
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Shirley ! But that doesn't mean Leslie Nielsen can't re-born !! 
Thanks,
Milind
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This is still funny...
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contracting1990 wrote: "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
AND, hot air is what was keeping him afloat. How could you forget that?!
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Must be Old Joke Day
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Look what I found up north near Lake Macquarie.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Keith Barrow wrote: [Citation Needed]
Go for a Street View drive down Sunshine Parade as Chris Elston did below.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I did.
I have stayed at lot 53 Sunshine Parade, several times. It's right at Casuarina Point Reserve.
Great name for a little town.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Just had a little StreetView drive down Sunshine Parade, half the houses have got old TVs on the grass next to the road.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I noticed some old wood and a LP turntable - I assume it's bin day...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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I was at Sydney a few of weeks ago, and my host asked me if I've been to Sunshine coast.
I couldn't explain to her what was so funny about that.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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