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CDP18022-Mar-15 4:16

CDP1802

2-Mar-15 4:16

I think I have heard this ine before, but I don't remember the movie. Smile | :)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

OriginalGriff2-Mar-15 4:21

OriginalGriff

2-Mar-15 4:21

Probably deleted by the auto-moderation system! Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Tim Carmichael2-Mar-15 4:26

Tim Carmichael

2-Mar-15 4:26

The great morass that is the film industry has, like the proverbial snake, started at its tail and finally eaten itself.

There will be no more movies, hence no more MQOTD.

HobbyProggy2-Mar-15 4:35

HobbyProggy

2-Mar-15 4:35

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Website code

Member 114916982-Mar-15 3:41

Member 11491698

2-Mar-15 3:41

Hi everyone, I need your advices concerning the code of a website specialised in computer science and SEO. Would you mind to optimise and improve that ?

Keith Barrow3-Mar-15 15:39

Keith Barrow

3-Mar-15 15:39

Member 11491698 wrote:
I need your advices concerning the code of a website specialised in computer science and SEO

Hire someone who knows what they are doing, and pay through the nose to get them.

KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

Nicholas Marty3-Mar-15 15:38

Nicholas Marty

3-Mar-15 15:38

Some may give you advice. But if you want some ask in the QA[^] or use one of the Web Development forums (available through the navigation to the left) for a discussion.

I might add that you should refine your question a bit so that others that yourself can understand what you're exactly looking for, because we can't read your mind. And nobody is going to optimize or improve your code for you (at least not for free).

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson2-Mar-15 3:55

2-Mar-15 3:55

yes I would mind

does this sound like a course question to anyone else? or am I getting jaded

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Richard MacCutchan2-Mar-15 3:57

Richard MacCutchan

2-Mar-15 3:57

No, but looks pink and smells of pork.

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson2-Mar-15 3:59

2-Mar-15 3:59

message removed

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Richard MacCutchan2-Mar-15 4:05

Richard MacCutchan

2-Mar-15 4:05

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson2-Mar-15 4:09

2-Mar-15 4:09

I thought after I posted that it probably wasn't suitable for the lounge, plus the young(I assume) lady might have thought it offensive (which it wasn't intended to be)

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter2-Mar-15 3:59

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

2-Mar-15 3:59

Member 11491698 wrote:
I need your advices

RTFM...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Nagy Vilmos2-Mar-15 4:00

Nagy Vilmos

2-Mar-15 4:00

NO! NO! AND THRICE NO!

veni bibi saltavi

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson2-Mar-15 4:02

2-Mar-15 4:02

We should email the lecturer and ask him to post the questions directly on here and save the bandwith

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Amarnath S2-Mar-15 4:10

Amarnath S

2-Mar-15 4:10

Can you not use the best (optimum) site (as obtained from SEO - Search Engine Optimization) to help you get your advice?

Or, did the SEO result lead you to CodeProject Lounge?

R. Giskard Reventlov2-Mar-15 4:10

R. Giskard Reventlov

2-Mar-15 4:10

That's easy: just call every variable _42 and you'll find it will fly.

The New QA Tutorial is Ready

User 48350472-Mar-15 8:23

User 4835047

2-Mar-15 8:23

I don't mind improving the computer science at all.

modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.

Nagy Vilmos2-Mar-15 3:33

Nagy Vilmos

2-Mar-15 3:33

Saying Nothing[^]

Poke tongue | ;-P

veni bibi saltavi

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson2-Mar-15 3:54

2-Mar-15 3:54

Quote:
it's exactly what it says: the changes you're trying to cherry-pick are already wholly contained in the branch you're on. I.e. the result of the cherry-pick is no changes. You can create an empty commit with the --allow-empty flag to indicate that you attempted to cherry-pick, but there were no changes to pull in.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14096244/why-is-git-cherrypick-saying-nothing-to-commit[^]

there you go

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly

Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

Marc Clifton2-Mar-15 4:19

Marc Clifton

2-Mar-15 4:19

That's about the gist of it nowadays. Unsure | :~

Marc

Mike Hankey2-Mar-15 4:43

Mike Hankey

2-Mar-15 4:43

I like it but got caught in an infinite loop. Help what should I do now. Smile | :)

Be nice!

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

Mark_Wallace2-Mar-15 7:55

Mark_Wallace

2-Mar-15 7:55

~~Stop going to stackoverflow, and go to CP, instead.~~

Nothing. You're screwed.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

JMK-NI2-Mar-15 6:55

JMK-NI

2-Mar-15 6:55

Until this happens...[^]