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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
veni bibi saltavi
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I was hoping for a joke, not a rant about current events.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In Italy there would be a dozen of prostitutes 
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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In the queue, or working on the queue? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As a gift 
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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This is fictitious, since a barber does not exist:
A barber is a person who only haircuts those who do not haircut themselves. (Adapted from Bertrand Russell).
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This is Lounge. Logics are out of scope of this forum.. 
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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Good to note.
Rohan Leuva wrote: Logics
However, could not find the word 'logics' explicitly mentioned on top of the Lounge. You are 'Protector' - kindly arrange to get that word added to the clauses there, and I will keep that in mind in future.
However, for the present, 'logics'* are allowed. However, programming questions are not allowed; and by any logic, this is not a programming question 
* I've not seen that word in any standard dictionary - so please arrange to add that to, say, the Oxford Dictionary 
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Great find 
For some reason, I got downvoted (aka, spammer status) for my earlier barber post 
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On my way to the train station this am I was walking past achurch in the road was a desdestroyed pair of trousers, a pair of ripped socks on the pavement and a traffic cone that was obviously the chew toy of a large dog. The most obvious answer is a werewolf is loose in Bristol, looking at the locals not a surprise!
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: Occams razor
Personally, I prefer Gillette - that's the best a man can get (apart from Jennifer Aniston of course...)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Wow, you seem to be really scared, looks like you were shivering while typing that post.
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Typing on galaxy phone with fat fingers. ....
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: galaxy phone with fat fingers
Wow, a galaxy phone with fingers! 
Beware when putting that phone into your trouser pocket.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I never put a cell mobile in trouser pockets for that reason and also I am never that fond of a microwave tx near important places if you get the meaning.
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Weird behaviour in Bristol? Move along, there's nothing to see.
veni bibi saltavi
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The other possibility is you are boarding the train at Luton station.
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: The most obvious answer is a werewolf is loose in Bristol
But the moon won't be full until this weekendThursday!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 3-Mar-15 5:21am.
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Ah, remember this is Bristol. ..It's so likely they lost track of time plus they probably think s it's Saturday. ...
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Werewolf or not, in a modern economy you cannot fall back to archaic, preindustrial privileges. How do you want to compete with CheapWolf248.cn?
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peterchen wrote: How do you want to compete with CheapWolf248.cn
[As a werewolf] By biting off more than I can chew? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 4-Mar-15 5:26am.
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If you take away Occam's razor, what are you left with?
Hmm. I think I may have just stolen one of Griff's posts.
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