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as a remote control: Set to kill![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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..starting to look very spammy in here.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There's no "Buy Now" button!
Why is there no "Buy Now" button!?!
I WANT A "BUY NOW" BUTTON!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The "Buy Now" button doesn't work!
Why doesn't the "Buy Now" button work!?!
I WANT THE "BUY NOW" BUTTON TO WORK!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Phase Space[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you use a really, really teeny-tiny can opener?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, a fork.
He eats them like spaghetti; it's on youtube.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll see your phase space and raise you a phasor[^]. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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φ[^]
Software Zen: delete this;
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"Phase IV and Phase IV+ (1982). Phase IV was released initially to RSX-11 and VMS systems, later TOPS-20, TOPS-10, ULTRIX, VAXELN, and RSTS/E gained support" -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DECnet[^]
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Seem to have lost the voting option, was there a memo I missed or what?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What voting option?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In the lounge you can only upvote a comment. It's the green up arrow on the left of a comment, that shows up when you mouse over a comment.
You can still vote on articles, etc.
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Kschuler wrote: In the lounge you can only upvote a comment.
Chris should also change upvote icon to thumb up and replace site's orange color with blue color scheme and rename site to FaceProject.
And he should change his legal name to Chris Maunderberg
modified 19-Mar-15 14:57pm.
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What a terrible comment!
I just clicked the little green pyramid, which means "Tell this jerk to shut up!", doesn't it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mladen Janković wrote: 1 upvote = 1 respect
Is that the currency of Patagonitania?
How may are there to the euro?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, Like is official currency of many countries in central Africa, I heard they use it to buy food.
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What green arrow? I have a Red flag and an orange chevron but no green flag!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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<---- over here, on the left.
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aha tha she blows
show how often I use it
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Once every four years. That's it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is reading the way people install new software into their brains?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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