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That's a separate issue, is it not? If you're Lukey, you'll never find out.
By the way, the word "Alimony" is derived from "All his Money".
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She must have been a Druish princess?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Did Obi Wan even have a sith-nificant other?
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Hi All,
Nightmare morning, woke up at 5:30 am thought 'oh good, I can turn off my alarm' turned said alarm(s),
sat on the edge of the bed at approx 5:35 am, woke up at 9:15 am, swore like a drunk marine. Got to work at 10:40 and due to a presentation I could 'swip in' until 11:05,  , the dream of knocking off early on Friday is looking distant now... 
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Yeah, but you had a good sleep!
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I didn't really, still got a sore back from the way I was sitting...
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YOu fell asleep for 4 hours sitting on the edge of your bed?!!????!!!???? WTF!
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A female friend of mine could - and often did - fall asleep standing up on a bus ...
Me? I have difficulty falling asleep in a nice warm bed. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Only place I can sleep well these days is at work....
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Thats my point! My Mum reckons I could fall asleep on a clothes line...
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She hung you out to dry as a kid?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Jesus, you must sleep like a zombie.
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Brainzz! I do tend to sleep quite well...
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Like this[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When I'm late I make up for it by leaving early, it's simple mathematics:
-> Arrive 2 hours late = + 2 hours
-> Leave 2 hours early = - 2 hours
Nett result: 0
And then there's Fridays (well was like this when I was last f/t).
-- It's poets day, there is no reason not to leave early, it's proscribed thus.
-- If poets day is not observed in your area, then there is always the "I'm meeting someone outside."
I miss full time working .... not!
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: > Arrive 2 hours late = + 2 hours
Well no. If I arrive late, I leave early, so I can be early at home. Otherwise I am also late at home, and I would hate to be late twice in the same day. 
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I like your maths...2 Hours late (+2) leave 2 Hours early (-2) = 0
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Pro Tip: place your alarm in a place you can't reach without getting up. Mine for example is right next to the bedroom door.
When it sounds I have to get off the bed, walk to the alarm clock and turn it off, while it wails incessantly. By that time I'm awake enough to not risk falling asleep again (unless very ill, it happened once and I had 40°C fever. Passed out until 2 PM).
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Oooh, I have done that but I sat down after I had disabled alarms and went to sleep... 
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glennPattonWork wrote: Got to work at 10:40 and due to a presentation I could 'swip in' until 11:05...
So you had a 25 minute window that you could "swipe in?" That seems very generous. Why'd you foul it up?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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