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Because it never compiles[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I once read that C is named after Chuck Norris.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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It is a little-known fact that I just made up that Chuck Norris constructed the first nunchucks.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Iron Man has to use C because he has a particular aversion to Rust.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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You mean he's not stainless?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You're probably thinking of Steel Man (who's actually made out of a high-carbon, chrome-molybdenum steel as it happens).
So, no, neither of them can leave without a stain upon their character.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Batman related jokes always remind me of this[^].
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Like I said, really, really bad jokes.
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On the weekends they are showing the old Adam West Batman series and he already had a mobile batcomputer in the batmobile. What attention to detail, because C was not invented yet when he built and programmed that thing.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I think Alfred did all the "heavy lifting".
Robin chipped in with some VB.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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he had a rocket powered car too,
back then they didn't have global warming greenerds either.
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the goat in your machine wrote: back then they didn't have global warming greenerds either.
Back then they still had their ways to deal with them: BANG! POW!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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the goat in your machine wrote: global warming greenerds either.
Or worries about fuel consumption or pollution.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Plus, ya know, black text on a black background...
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With a little black lamp that lights up black to let you know you've done it?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Didn't he do everything with .bat files?
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You're confusing him with me. An easy mistake to make.
(Maybe even one of the classic blunders.)
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my man will not eat pot roast, any mashed potatoes other than the box kind make him complain, and he hates gravy.
He would live off of corn dogs and macaroni and cheese if i let him.
I'm making steak and garlic red mashed potatoes and he can suck it up.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Good for him.
I can stand neither pot roast nor gravy.
Steak is good and you should expect me to make a Devil's Tower with my mashed potatoes before I eat them.
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not liking pot roast is borderline uncivilized. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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At least it's a step up from creamed chipped barf on toast. Or tuna noodle casserole. Blech.
The only way I found I could eat pot roast was when my mother would grind up the leftovers and mix it with mayo for sandwiches.
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I love me some barf on toast. nom, nom. yummy to my tummy. 
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Shortly after I saw that movie for the first time my father decided to put Wyoming and the Devil's tower on his list for the next vacation trip.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Noooooo! A good gravy is a meal on it's own ... fresh, good bread to soak it up ... ahhhh!
But that's proper gravy, make from roast meat, that has never seen a granule in it's life ... and unless you make it yourself, you'll probably never taste it.
And a properly done meat loaf / pot roast can be pretty good, again if it's made with real meat rather than "ground meat" that's propably mechanically recovered or 25% fat ...
Mash? depends on the potato - Marabel is good, "White" is bad. "Welsh Red" is elephanting terrible.
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I'll eat pot roast n' gravy. You betcha! But I'm Karen's guy so, yeah. 
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