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My wife and I have an understanding - when I speak, I'm wrong.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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OriginalGriff wrote: Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
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Do tell...genuinely curious.
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Oh, no - we all have to suffer. You will learn when the time comes, Grasshopper.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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That's ok. Some things are perhaps best left unexplained. I've come to terms with that a long time ago.
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Depends on the packaging; if it is a bottle, it goes in the fridge-door, unless the cap is gone. If it is a cardboard-pack, or coffeemilk, it goes on the top-shelf - NEVER on the bottom-shelf, which is the coldest place of the fridge.
In case of multiple milks existing (as should be), the normal milk in the back, then the cat's milk, then the coffee-milk. The larger volume in front is "not efficient", as you have to take it out to reach behind it.
Milk in a can should be covered with plastic wrap to prevent condens from your fridge falling into the milk. It is only allowed to be in the fridge if the outside is not sticky. If it is sticky, clean it before putting it in the fridge.
And most important; don't put it on the glass in the fridge directly, but on the baking-paper that is covering the glass to prevent stains and circle's. If you spill anything on that paper, take it all out and replace it.
Makes you think twice about suggesting helping with the laundry 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Makes you think twice about suggesting helping with the laundry
A buddy of mine has found the perfect solution: Do such a sh*t job of it that she'll make sure you never get involved with the laundry process ever again.
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Are theatrical sheep interested in drama?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sow, even at this stage of the game ewe are acting up, again.
(Does this apply to Welsh porn-sheep videos, too?)
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What a llama joke!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Alpaca my bags ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Alpaca my bags ...
Wool ewe? Wool ewe really? Please? 
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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that's pretty baaaad
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Well he is the one posting these ram-bling animal puns all week long.
Once he has his bags packed somebody should hand him his goat and get him out the door!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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The performance of his life.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He'll never give a better one.
Or a worse one, if you are an optimist.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In this particular case, I see both of those as optimistic, or at least positive.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The article says: The 60-year-old comic sat down on a stool while breathing heavily, before falling silent for five minutes during his show on Thursday.
Hell, if he only died for five minutes, it is a joke.
Most people manage much longer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That no matter what, on any subject there will be at least two opinions in this world.
We (Me & my team) are fully convinced that Microsoft Azure's new portal (released 4* years back  ) is so much better.
It's cool and the usability of the portal is really good.
It's surprising to see these many complaints about the same.[^] to an extent to call it a complete disaster. 
What do you think?
(If you haven't used the old portal, it's okay, you could still share your opinion about the current one.)
Mainly the idea of Horizontally sliding windows, in multi-levels. The small crisp icons and fonts, the navigability, the dynamic dashboard metrics & the overall UX flow.
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Nand32 wrote: That no matter what, on any subject there will be at least two opinions in this world.
I don't agree! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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That's because you are wrong.
I - of course - am right, even when I know nothing about the subject. Unless Herself has a contrary opinion, in which case I am wrong and so are you.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If a man is making a statement in the middle of the woods and his wife is not there to hear it - Is he still wrong? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: If a man is making a statement in the middle of the woods and his wife is not there to hear it - Is he still wrong maybe right?
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The absence of the one being right does not make you right. You are still wong
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