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T shirts for Geek dad and kid

13-Jul-15 11:12

I stand corrected. However, I am sure my son would still call them pains - more dramatic that way. Smile | :)

OriginalGriff10-Jul-15 8:15

OriginalGriff

10-Jul-15 8:15

CTRL+C, CTRL+V[^]

Dunno why, but that is both "little smile" funny and slightly disturbing... Unsure | :~

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

ZurdoDev10-Jul-15 9:03

ZurdoDev

10-Jul-15 9:03

I've seen those for twins.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan10-Jul-15 9:22

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

10-Jul-15 9:22

+1 Ryan, you just stole my comment. Wink | ;)

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~

ZurdoDev10-Jul-15 9:32

ZurdoDev

10-Jul-15 9:32

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
+1 Ryan, you just stole

Please do not encourage thievery.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

modified 10-Jul-15 15:39pm.

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan10-Jul-15 9:24

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

10-Jul-15 9:24

You can also get T shirts for dad and kid using CTRL + X and CTRL + V[^], in case of T shirt, CTRL + Z won't work! Laugh | :laugh:

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~

Jörgen Andersson10-Jul-15 9:25

Jörgen Andersson

10-Jul-15 9:25

Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V would be a bit more disturbing.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

H.Brydon10-Jul-15 13:12

H.Brydon

10-Jul-15 13:12

Not if you are a praying mantis[^] (see the "Reproduction and life history" section).

I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey

Slacker00710-Jul-15 10:44

10-Jul-15 10:44

How cute.

When you want to punch yourself in the head

Eddy Vluggen10-Jul-15 10:35

Eddy Vluggen

10-Jul-15 10:35

Aw, CTRL-A, SHIFT-DEL, ENTER* for triplets Smile | :)

And now imagine the other two T-shirts coming along just as you are trying to pick up "enter"..

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

Chris Maunder10-Jul-15 7:29

Chris Maunder

10-Jul-15 7:29

I'm running a process that I wrote years ago, and evidently when I hit a point where data corruption occurred I felt the need to rub my future self's nose in it rather than fix the issue.

This message just popped up at the end of the failed run:

Quote:
IDs have changed. If you rely on IDs, you're screwed

Thanks past me. Mad | :mad:

cheers
Chris Maunder

Eddy Vluggen10-Jul-15 7:33

Eddy Vluggen

10-Jul-15 7:33

Weird and Wonderfull Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

Paul M Watt10-Jul-15 7:36

Paul M Watt

10-Jul-15 7:36

I rub my future self's nose in it every chance I get, because he is smug and arrogant, which really irritates me.

Besides, there's no chance he can retaliate, so I figure "Why Not?"

Slacker00710-Jul-15 7:41

10-Jul-15 7:41

Chris Maunder wrote:
Thanks past me.

Now, what would have been cool, is if your past me recommended a solution, using today's technology and best practices.

Jörgen Andersson10-Jul-15 11:31

Jörgen Andersson

10-Jul-15 11:31

Chris Maunder wrote:
IDs have changed.

If it changes it's not an ID.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

Chris Maunder10-Jul-15 11:35

Chris Maunder

10-Jul-15 11:35

Yes. You'd think so, right?

You tell that to the data providers we use. After you get them to keep IDs consistent you can work on getting them to normalise their data or even better: be consistent with quotes around integers in CSV files (hint: you don't put quotes around integers in CSV files. You most especially don't put quotes around the values on random rows)

cheers
Chris Maunder

Jörgen Andersson10-Jul-15 11:52

Jörgen Andersson

10-Jul-15 11:52

There are no emoticons that sufficiently describes what I feel about that.

This is one of the reasons I don't trust NoSQL.

A former co-worker of mine is now working for a major car manufacturer (no, not the local one), the database he's working against isn't normalized.
"It's not necessary, It's handled in code". Well, apparently it wasn't.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

jschell10-Jul-15 14:39

jschell

10-Jul-15 14:39

Ah...sweet memories....nothing like hijacked fields to make the data conversion project into something wonderful.

Oh no! CP under attack...

Bassam Abdul-Baki10-Jul-15 13:10

Bassam Abdul-Baki

10-Jul-15 13:10

Chris Maunder wrote:
Thanks past me.

Is future you going to be happy?

Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

R. Giskard Reventlov10-Jul-15 6:40

R. Giskard Reventlov

10-Jul-15 6:40

Is CP under attack like United or WSJ or NYSE??? Oh no! Head for them that hills! Smile | :)

Maybe just a serial spammer who will be gone soon, methinks.

Re: Oh no! CP under attack...

jeron110-Jul-15 6:57

jeron1

10-Jul-15 6:57

Regarding the United fiasco, a quote in the paper yesterday was "Software is like a teenager: It does things for reasons no one can understand.”, huh? Christ, I wish I could use that excuse! Laugh | :laugh:

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

Re: Oh no! CP under attack...

Slacker00710-Jul-15 7:08

Re: Oh no! CP under attack...

10-Jul-15 7:08

Karel Čapek wrote:
them that hills!

Them "thar" hills. If you are going to sound like a hill-billy, then do it right! Big Grin | :-D

modified 10-Jul-15 14:13pm.

R. Giskard Reventlov10-Jul-15 7:34

R. Giskard Reventlov

10-Jul-15 7:34

Chilli Cheese Dog - Not James Bond Style

Slacker00710-Jul-15 6:32