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That would be his ticket, to the next Vin Diesel movie.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I love old train puns! They come high in my esteam.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Software Zen: delete this;
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What are your ties that lead you into your station as the conductor of this foolishness?
Mutually assured destruction:
Do trains listen with engine ears?
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A pun like that deserves a kick in the caboose.
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I've lost track 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If I said I liked Ruby, would you too go off the Rails?
Jeremy Falcon
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Software Zen: delete this;
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No, I would look to see if your motives were, possibly, loco.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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Why does one of the links on that page lead to a dog dressed as a taco?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Taco? I don't know, but the Mexicans will probably pay for it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Eta Carinae - Our first row tickets to a coming supernova or even a hypernova.[^]. If you reserve now, there even is a good chance to get a close look at a gamma ray burst.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: close look at a gamma ray burst.
Something you could probably see just as well with your eyes closed. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If she did come in like that, that would make a bit of a buzz in the office!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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And she'd drone on about it for years.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The nonsense you find when you search the web:
This[^] is Mr fusion from Back to the Future', filmed in 1985.
Here[^] we have it, obviously to power the coffee pot on the Nostromo, in Alien (1979).
Or is it just a humble coffee grinder[^] which you can still sometimes find at fleabay?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a gov't conspiracy to disguise the existence of a cheap & clean power source which they stole from the future (another project they don't tell us about) as a common household item, rather than acknowledging that aliens exist, we already have interstellar space travel, time travel, and a coffee grinder that can power a city! Go coal!!!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: a coffee grinder that can power a city
At least 1.21 gigawatts. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I prefer a cutting edge CPU...
... Like this
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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