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90% of the universe seems to be made of dark matter.
Since we know all about protons electrons neutrons the universe must have an unlimited supply of morons, whose limita are not yet known!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Paraphrase of an old quote
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Is someone trying to save French cheese a Brie hugger?
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 Gouda one!
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Who gives Edam ?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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thus a frenchman eating cheese: a brie frog?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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And eating a steak would be a bull frog?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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I Cantal you made an effort with this one.
veni bibi saltavi
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Is Brief a shortage of French cheese?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I camembert to find out.
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Fools! It should have been in the recycling bin, not the "general waste"!
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Now I'm feeling really bad wondering if my childhood hamster was hibernating when I buried him 
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I for one didn't know hamsters hybinated  (never had one) why can I see an update of the Dead Parrot...
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Sounds like the hamster needed more than "emotional" support. Still, since she has an attorney, presumably somebody is prosecuting her for animal cruelty.
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Fortunately in the UK we have laws that will ban people from owning pets, for a decent length of time, if they are found to behave like that.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I was found hibernating, but upon closer inspection I turned out to be dead.
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Ok! So finally, the search is over.
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Yesterday, I cleaned my printer - it was going brown with muddy cat paw prints - and I just sat down and noticed it had a new layer.
Worse: the birthday card I had just printed also had muddy prints all over it.
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Or how to design a computerised door mat that will wipe them for him? 
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Turn the paw prints to an advantage:
"Kitty sends her love!"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If it had been ink, then yes. But "suspicious brown marks" could be harder to get away with...
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That's still love for some people.
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Easy... tell them it's chocolate! 
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