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Jokes don't belong in the soapbox, Will Robinson.
(Now we only have to wait for his head to explode because of the logic deadlock, and we can carry on with the Trump and Clinton jokes)
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I don't get it... *boom*
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I suspected you were a neologist, but I had no idea you went as far as portmanteau !
Congratulations 
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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"A large travelling bag, typically made of stiff leather and opening into two equal parts."
Òh come on! I'm not that stiff! 
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It also means: "a word or morpheme whose form and meaning are derived from a blending of two or more distinct forms (as smog from smoke and fog)"
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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They want $25 for the mug!!!
You, you, you bunch of capitalists you! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I get a strong feeling I will see none of the money...
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Follow Trump's lead: Renegotiate your trade deal! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Used to be Bogart.
Guess we didn't cross train very well.
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I thought Bogart was only used for smoking, because of the thing with Jimmy Cagney (I don't recall the film title).
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"Don't bogart the joint" is the context I remember it from.
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Yes, there was a movie with Bogart and Cagney where Cagney shares his last cigarette with Bogey, and Bogey smokes the whole thing. I'm pretty sure that's where it came from (i.e. it's pretty unlikely that it has a different etymology).
Perversely, I do recall the name of the guy who did the song "Don't Bogart that Joint": Country Joe (it's a hippy-words song with country music, from a guy who even has "Country" in his name, so it stuck).
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What's happened? Usually the country of failures, have a go amateurs and slobs, we are transformed into a global super team!
Very odd, what on earth has happened? 
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Leftover results from the 2012 Olympics.
Maybe most of the athletes that were "developed" for the London Olympics really peaked in these Olympics.
I'd rather be phishing!
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They started doping, just like everyone else.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They were told to 'go forth' and they got that confused with 'go fourth'.
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Now this kind of humor I can really appreciate! 
/ravi
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And the Lord said unto Abraham "Go Forth!"
But Abraham came third and won a picnic hamper.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And the Lord said unto Abraham "Go Forth!"
Let's just take note that He did not say 'Go BASIC!' or 'Go JavaScript'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Drugs are just now kicking in?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Third now.
It's John Major's legacy. The National Lottery setup under his government has spent around 4 billion on sport in the UK and funded around 1500 elite athletes.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I wondered if it was lottery funding too. Its had a remarkable effect given the difference between today and the Atlanta games.
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Plus we're exceptionally good at sports you compete in whilst sitting down.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Wow! I'm good at that - I almost never fall off - and never had any idea I was an elite athlete! 
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I was thinking of things like rowing and dressage, those traditional routes out of the ghetto for a British youth.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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