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For what porpoise are these jokes? Salman needs to tell you to stop. Wait, Bass am just did.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Salman
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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No one is going to be baleen you out of this bad joke.
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You're very precise with these thoughts, like a sturgeon.
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He's very popular - he's surrounded by groupers.
/ravi
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Sounds like he's got it made in the shad.
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Yeah, his people trout him well.
/ravi
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I'm told they have to speak up when around him as he's hard of herring.
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I heard he gets red-faced and angry when that happens - his nickname is Red Snapper.
/ravi
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You know what they say, every time you get angry you lose a little bit of your sole.
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Wow, that's so profound it's off the scale!
/ravi
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Sometimes thinking so philosophically gives me a haddock.
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Yes, I tuna out when that happens.
/ravi
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Oh dear Cod! When will you ever run out of such fishy puns?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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When has had su-fish-ent!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Be a chum and crab your hat on the way out . . .
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I was tasked this morning with importing a CSV file and saving it to a database. It took me less than 20 minutes to implement, and building the (validated) model/viewmodel took more time than the importing using two of my recent articles; CSV File Parser[^] and Fun With Attributes[^].
Now all I have to do is build an interface. That'll probably take me the rest of the week. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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 I call it 'raiding the warchest'!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Just as long as you trust those guys and give them credit for their contributions.
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I'm not sure if this is an attempt at dry humor/sarcasm, or if you simply didn't notice they were my articles.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hey, if he doesn't give a proper citation to that guy's work, the guy will go ballistic -- in the literal sense!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm worried they'll end up cursing recursively.
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That's called "I'm not stupid". Good job, about the highest goal any of us can hope for is not being stuck on stupid.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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