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He said he's 'Lucky to be alive'.
Ya think?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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At least my guy didn't steal the pint glass from the pub! 
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Maybe this guy is environmentally friendly. He doesn't want it to go to waste. 
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Hi All,
Is an yone watching the Twin Peaks Returns series because if they are, I hope you are as lost as I am. I mean Iknow David Lynch is an arty farty type but... I am pretty good at non-linear plots, confusing things to make you think but come on! over half an episode in black & white with no apparent link to the plot?  I got the impression it was art for arts sake 
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What's the plot? Who did Laura Palmer kill before she got killed?
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Strangely Laura was only mentioned in the first episode as the name of a case...
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I can't help but think of this[^] when I read your post.
May not be safe for work.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ahh, but do they do Damn Fine Cherry Pie..
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Jeremy Falcon
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You need to have a lot of apple-pie and coffee before watching.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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I'm watching and are lost too.
I guess we have to wait until the final episode to get a chance to understand.
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Yes, the latest episode seemed like a film student's mental breakdown. 
Between that and the previous episode's "ten minutes of a guy sweeping the floor in a bar while some music plays in the background", I'm starting to think David is trolling us.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It's art, near as I can figure... the first bit made 'some' sense, I get the impression that it's art for arts sake.
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Will binge watch when finished (18 eps).
I'm watching american gods first series (1 ep to go) - it's somewhere out there too - way strange how and what's being told.
Hoping that last ep has an answer or two coz it's like a bowl of spaghetti with no idea what's at the bottom (yeah the main story is announced but how or even if it's getting there I still don't know.)
Worth a look bat a warning: the director seems a bit penis obsessed.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I haven't yet had the chance to see any of American Gods the main story seemded to be of interest... I just hope there is not a trend for 'clever' read pretentious storys. The old Twin Peaks was a little odd but there was the underlying murder plot, the new one only has the vaugest connection mostly agent Copper acting odd.
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I sometimes feel that astrophysicists should go out and get a life, but it holds even more so for "science reporters" - most of which can't understand why it's cooler at night... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I sometimes feel that astrophysicists should go out and get a life
What do you think they are finding a habitable planet for?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Probably the best joke ever written was in Futurama
Quote: Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.
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Methane alert in effect for Uranus as hot solar wind continues.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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...because what they say requires so much forgiveness?
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I always thought they're going to hell.
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Well, they only go to the churches places of worship that provide the largest party donations. So that means no, they don't go to Christian churches...
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No, they only like to get more informed about the future/final enemies
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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