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honey the codewitch wrote: It's a renewable resource.
Renewable? It's limitless!
It's Perpetual Commotion!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled: “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Lots of job security that way. We'll be employed beyond retirement. Look at the COBOL fiascoes.
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I remember when it meant this[^]
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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It was used to mean this[^].
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I'm so old now I forgot where the hot spot is. 
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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You liar... 
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Busted! 
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Why? It was always easy to catch a virus at a hotspot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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fair 
Real programmers use butterflies
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It has to do with a hatred for China and it's 5G presence in the UK, etc.
I get why they did it, just don't approve of them "actually" doing it. Healthier ways to voice your frustration with doing business with communist China.
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Slacker007 wrote: Healthier ways to voice your frustration with doing business with communist China
It's aggressive, political, racist talk like that that led to CP's Chinese forum being abandoned.
Because of that, an awful lot of very good Chinese developers won't be contributing to the site or viewing its ads.
Wasn't scaring women away enough?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm going to have to dig up some of these conspiracy theory sites, the level of idiocy coming out of them sound amusing.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: dig up some of these conspiracy theory sites
and contribute to their SEO? AFAIK, search engines don't discriminate between the clicks of rabid followers and the sceptical/curious.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Why not? With better PageRank, more people get to laugh at these guys. If people fall for them, that invokes Darwin in some way
"'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself."
—Aleister Crowley
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Brady Kelly wrote: With better PageRank, more people get to laugh at these guys.
Sadly, more people will start believing that crap than laugh at it.
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Just look up "david icke". You won't know whether to laugh or bang your head against your desk -- but will probably end up doing both.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's the sheerest kind of stupidity. If China wanted to spy on western citizens, it's got millions of iphones, ipads, and android tablets it can call on, not to mention all the computers, laptops, IoT and other st*ff that we import from there -- the US alone did almost USD 800 milliard (Leftpond: billion) in trade with China in 2018.
A few million for the best and most advanced 5G tech is a drop in the ocean of that, and, since it's under so much scrutiny, you can bet the bottom dollar of that 800 milliard that they'll be very careful not to add anything that even looks like it shouldn't be there.
But what the Hell, let's spread rumours that 5G can spread the coronavirus, and stick with 4G, while the rest of the world moves on without us.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: and stick with 4G, while the rest of the world moves on without us.
And without germany 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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H$w d0 th7y fi*gurew 5G a99ects h#um!ans>
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Are you aware of spellchecker? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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That was with spell checker. 
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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I was working with a company called Norsk Data, ND, and their first spell checker was sold as the "ND Spell".
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They read in media that there is something that they didn't understand. Then it is dangerous.
As if those people fully understood anything at all ... from Spinning Jenny and onwards ...
People react to radiation if they believe it is there. Norwegian public television made a check, inviting several test persons in to see how soon they observe reaction to a mobile base station, Folkeopplysningen[^]. Unfortunately, the program seems to be unavailable abroad. It shows how a sizable group of people get dizzy, headaches etc. when exposed to a the radiation from a mobile base station transmitter. One by one, the test persons get so sick that they have to leave the test room. Needless to say: the transmitter was a mock-up; there was never any radiation whatsoever.
If you cannot access this video: There are dozens of such trials. Reports of people getting sick when the antennas were put up - before the transmitter was turned on. And so on. An essential part of the Norwegian TV program covers their efforts to make the "radiation sensitive" people come for a blind test to see if they really would be enable to distinguish between radiation and non-radiation: They are of course in principle very positive to contribute to such a test, but when it comes down to reality, their escapes and excuses for evading any real test is endless.
You will find numerous similar reports. Any report "proving" sensitivity to radiation at the level of mobile base stations turn out to be unverified, unverifiable by neutral observers. Yes, we know people can get sunburned from radiation in the PHz range. We know that meat can be cooked by high intensity radiation on the 2.5 GHz (microwave oven) range. This is like saying that you should never sit down right on top of that camp fire lit by the scout group, or dry your wet cat in the baking oven.
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