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EDIT: nevermind - it was supposed to be a Cacodaemon.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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If you can't kill cacodemons with the chainsaw, you can't join our gang!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, the infamous Seance Attack using a Ouiji object.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Only a system without users cannot be hacked.
So, what PC are you going to build that is going to do nothing but "playing with itself"? And how would that connect to Heaven?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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(I transpose characters all the time, but it doesn't usually result in a reasonable word.)
PRODCUTION -- Production execution.
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Sorry. My eyes don't accept it as a new word, but simply see it as a typo 
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I wonder why someone would vote this post Abusive or Spam...
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"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
modified 1-Nov-14 2:43am.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Production execution.
Executing production, or executing production?
cool. put it in urban dictionary.
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Execution by prodding?
Could be poked to death on fb?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I don't poke anyone I wouldn't want to be poked by.
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Maybe, Proxecution.
Sounds like something a proctologist would perform...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Or being executed by proxy, which may be similar to hanging in effigy.
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Atcherly, it sounds more like the act of goosing a cute girl, so you're probably now on a watch list.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Who else would I goose? 
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I'm researching Small Business Documents/Records Management. I'v been Googling and looking at sample apps, but it's all new territory for me, so I don't really know what's out there.
SharePoint or something like it is NOT what I'm looking for. Way too big. Something for a small business guy like me would be ideal.
Anyone know of anything like this?
Thanks
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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a lot of people use evernote. I have been using google drive to share proposals and project docs with harvest for time tracking and asana for keeping track of work items.
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Kevin Marois wrote: SharePoint or something like it is NOT what I'm looking for. Way too big.
SharePoint services are free with your Windows Server license and is very, very easy to use.
Google docs, also very good.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Shall it be internal or in the cloud ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Cloud based
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Then I second Google Docs.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Then you can also take a look at Trello.
It's more of a kanban style project management system, but you can make it as simple as you feel like.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Google Docs is free and you can upgrade this to the Business Edition as your business grows. My brother-in-law uses this and rates it very highly.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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You could take a look at Joomla[^].
With these things, though, make sure that your requirements are very clear before you start creating the system, and never, ever, follow advice on what you need from aficionados.
You can consume days, weeks, and months of your time maintaining "features" that are of no real use to you at all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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SharePoint Online[^] is pretty easy and cheap. It even works well if you don't try to use it as a development platform.
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Kevin Marois wrote: Small Business Documents/Records Management.
Most applications do either one or the other.
It'd also depend on what you "need"; do you want a searchable document-repository? Install a NAS and a crawler like Google Desktop. Does it need versioning? Role-based security?
If you simply want to manage some records, go for MS-Access. If you need to manage both records and files, go for Sql Server.
If you are going to install a Windows-server, then go for SharePoint. It is already paid for in that case, you might as well use it. If it is Linux, then look into Alfresco or Huddle.
Simple fact; if you need something that works as a versioning-system for documents and handles records/lists, and includes search on those, then you will be needing something "big", as there are no small DOS-commands that combine all those capabilities.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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