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If a vegetable falls off your fork, is it an escapea?
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How did it end up there in the first place?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Exactly[^]!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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NSFW, fella.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stop spending time in the Lounge then when you should be working...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Right.
Anything goes, then?
OK, open this link[^] when your boss is walking past*.
Show a little common sense, eh?
* Note to everyone else: Don't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Anything goes, then?
No it doesn't...
I would love to take that discussion with you, but frankly, I don't have time and can't be bothered. Suffice to say that if your employer would take offense from the link I posted, he would guaranteed also take offense from the fact that you are browsing non-work related forums on your work time.
So show a little common sense, will you!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OK, if I can't appeal to your common sense, then just follow the rules of the Lounge[^], and no-one has a problem with what you post.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: OK, if I can't appeal to your common sense, then just follow the rules of the Lounge[^]
I have a lot of common sense, and I do follow the rules of the Lounge.
Mark_Wallace wrote: no-one has a problem with what you post.
It appears to be only you, so unless you represent all 12.498.485 members of the CP, I suggest that you lighten up a bit!
Seriously, I don't have time to have a lengthy discussion with you about something so unimportant! I have work to do, maybe you should try the same?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Steak is not safe??? Since when? (Of course, had it been wrapped in bacon...)
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Beets me. Corn you rephrase that?
Lettuce consider: perhaps it's bean because you've been asking us one at a time and you'd be more successful if you ask asparagus.
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Good one! We're a bit short on vegetable jokes, so if you know any more, please lettuce know! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Justin Bieber?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Justin Bieber?
Add 1 Direction to make it more interesting. 
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I can think of only Wand Erection Justin Bieber should move in: away.
Far, far away.
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It's time to evacuate this sinking ship, it has leeks everywhere!
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I knew Win 8 sucked so I didn't upgrade - and I informed myself on the equipment compatible with Win 7 before buying new PCs.
I know Win10 sucks hard so I won't upgrade to it - again I'll keep my Win7 until the hardware will be supported. If a version of VS needs Win10 I won't buy it - I don't code at home, and at work the responsibility for my platform isn't mine, nor the management of my time.
Until the next one... after all I used WinXP at home up until 2012 and at work until 2016, with negligible problems on either software or games. So... if it sucks it remains there on the shelf.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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If you've never upgraded to W8 or W10, how can you be so certain that they suck?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Reviews, experience from my peers, system requirements, complains, look&feel.
I never ever jump on the upgrades and take my time seeing all the various problems that arise. Games that I play eagerly that don't work on 8 and 8.1, bugs on new games... I speak only for my home PC, at work I don't care the OS they give me. If it hampers my productivity it is not my problem.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: Reviews, experience from my peers, system requirements, complains, look&feel.
So you're letting others form your opinions for you.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: So you're letting others form your opinions for you.
Aren't we all guilty of that.
Like not frying and eating the stuff in the toilet, but instead, flushing it away, broth and all?
The advancement of the species is to share information without having to do everything yourself: learning from others and all that sort of stuff.
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There's a radical difference between eating a turd sandwich and trying Windows 10. There's a joke in there somewhere.
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I only have one machine. Losing days to backup, try, fix, try, fix, fraking up, restoring just to try something new? Not a chance in hell, nor in heaven for that sake.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Just run yourself a Docker instance and try it out, or run up a VM.
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