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There was a major fight at the Dairy today, it was udder chaos.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Are you going to milk this?
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I herd it on the bovine. Apparently one of the dairymen lost a foot a few years back and a new guy, started today, just discovered he was lack toes intolerant!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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"BJOTD" - My wife and I discuss this every morning
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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You do not have sufficient Reputation to vote in this survey?
What are the rules for voting on the articles? What rep pts are needed?
It seems like I used to be able to do this and now I can't. Have things changed recently?
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Probably just a glitch - try again.
If it persist, report it here: Bugs and Suggestions - CodeProject[^] - the admins read everything there.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You need to have a certain level author reputation. I think it's Silver.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Do you mean articles or surveys?
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littleGreenDude wrote: It seems like I used to be able to do this and now I can't. Have things changed recently?
As far as I know it has been changed some months ago. There were some suspicious (probably sock puppet account) votes on a few articles. See also this post: Bugs and Suggestions - CodeProject[^]
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Which survey? Voting requirements are survey specific. The weekly poll is totally open (mostly). Invite-only surveys can be tied down quite tightly.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The article voting...
I think Sean is correct...
I am merely a humble low bronze level author, not worthy of the article voting responsibility... 
So I guess I am reduced to using this opportunity to shamelessly plug the one article I did write 
Beginner's Guide to HTML5/CSS3, Article 7: Coding Canvas[^]
Happy reading!
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If you can't drink milk, is it because you lactose genes required to digest it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't get it... that joke went in one ear and out the udder.
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they soya coming didn't they?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I've curd of such things but I'll skim the literature to make sure.
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Yogurt-gitating jokes again because, ah, such is the culture to butter the masses with hilarity. Sorry, I prefer grass-fed humor; u know, the raw stuff, cudd it's the best kind to chew on.
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That was so long, it curdled
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If you don't get it, perhaps you should pass your eyes over it again
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you can't drink milk, is it because you lactose genes required to digest it?
It certainly has a nasty effect one's bowel moovements.
Marc
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Purely by dint of having too much time on my hands I thought I'd ask.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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