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Never trust anyone over thirty!
Welcome to the ranks of the untrustworthy. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Happy Birthday! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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That is all well and good, but her pronunciation of "octopodes" is incorrectly stressed.
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Octopussies, also known as catfish.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: And platypeople?
Or is it Platypeopi?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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"As American as Apple Pie" => "As Italian as Octopi"
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I used to think it should be "octopii" with a double ii ending. Then I found out it wasn't and was terribly disappointed! I wanted plurals to be like: hippopotamii (large grey quadruped), crocii (a small flower), Lexii (a luxury Japanese car)
Any more suggestions? 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Not exactly what you're asking for but I guess you'll like the finnish word for type: tyyppi 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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... of designing an app that has a significant and complex database back-end is coming up with a usable, yet maintainable schema... The next hardest part is presenting a UI that wraps the schema in a way that makes sense to joe-blow-idiot end user, and doesn't impede usability.
Aurther C. Clark was right - "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 8-Nov-17 11:43am.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
I always liked the Engineer's Corollary to Clarke's Law: "Any developer of sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a magician."
Software Zen: delete this;
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The art of database storage is to keep it simple and renundant. Raw data should be stored as raw as it gets in. Every processing should do the app.
Be consequent in separate processing code and UI code. I had to re-write a lot because of that problems.
Our coming project will have a shot with the MVVM architecture. I am fine with that because I am NOT the lead programmer. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: joe-blow-idiot end user
Does not sound like the kind of user that is proficient in SQL 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If it is complex enough that the experienced designer has concerns with implementation design then using formal designs such as architecture with a minimal data model would seem to be warranted.
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You must also remember. "Never Trust user input" always validate what they are inputting.
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Design from the top down (with user input).
Implement from the bottom up.
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I've been having a persistent cold the last weeks, and when I developed nasty cough and quite a bit of fever on top of that I decided it was time to see the doc.
Turns out I have pneumonia.
Then I realize, my grandma died of pneumonia.
Heck, a hundred years ago it was a hit or miss if you survived a pneumonia.
So here's one  for Alexander Fleming. One of the most underrated people in history.
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Indeed - and a bigger hand for Edward Jenner[^] - who probably saved more lives than any other single human.
Both heroes indeed.
P.S. Get well soon!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Quite right you are.
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Even today there is some real risk in this disease because there are antiboitica resistency or problems on the cure like side effects. These resitencies can get a mayor thread in the future.
In the third world (and also the second) not everybody gets proper medicinical aid. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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It's freaky to realize that people my mothers age (87) can count the number of schoolmates who died of polio or diseases we don't think much of today.
A half century ago, my youngest granddaughter (born last December) would have died or had severe impairment due to postnatal complications.
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