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garbage recollection.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Don't get any ideas !
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That's called Alzheimer. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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InsufficientMemoryException 
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Standard Operating Procedure for my brain.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Hi All,
The 'cost saving' action of getting rid of the IT dept has crippled the Kaspersy updates coming over the network. Yes someone took their eye off the ball and didn't update the licence, they now have but can't push it from the server. Before we upgraded to proper IT support we never had this. (Three guys in a HOT room full of PC's and it rarely went wrong, and install codes and manuals could be found in minutes) 
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people still use "antivirus" bogusware?
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POLICY, for the information security of our clients (never mind the clients leak like a shopping basket!) 
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ahh, the "cover your ass" "safety" rears it's ugly head again.
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I never understood how a security program from Russia (no offence to the nice Russians) became so popular in the US.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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glennPattonWork wrote: I'm in the UK!
We all have our weaknesses.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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glennPattonWork wrote: I'm in the UK!
You'll be wanting to have a chat with van Kampen then... 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Quote: You'll be wanting to have a chat with van Kampen then.
Noooooo! Don't go there. Save yourself! It's too late for me but you can still avoid it.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It's too tempting, I have my special long pointy stick ready and I think I can get away with a quick poke...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Quote: I think I can get away with a quick poke.
...and that's how 50% of babies come about.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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ZurdoDev wrote:
never understood how a security program from Russia (no offence to the nice Russians) became so popular in the US.
Right, we should all use one from China, if they ever develop one that can be distributed.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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It's a public holiday in the UK - dunno about elsewhere.
Do you want it Monday, or skip that and go for Tuesday instead?
Vote here and we'll go with the majority (postal votes accepted, provided they are written on valid British currency and are non-returnable).
No it isn't, nothing to see here, move along, move along...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
modified 2-Aug-19 5:07am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's a public holiday in the UK - dunno about elsewhere.
Only in Scotland, laddie!
Us English and Welsh folk have to wait until the 26th!
Having said that, I have Monday off work anyway...
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Cack! I blame Google (and my own stupidity) 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Shakes Head, a loyal citizen of Wales too! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's a public holiday in the UK - dunno about elsewhere.
How many letters?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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17,921.
And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut yer b***s off.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You should know better than messing with black sheep.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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