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Cornelius Henning wrote: like the poor slobs in the photo
Oh c'mon! Like anybody who's poor gets to go to the Mobile World Congress let alone is allowed to come within half a mile of Mark Zuckerberg!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I did not mean "poor" in the financial sense, but more as a synonym for "pathetic".
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Er ... yes ... I know ... jester's licence! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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The jester should use the joke icon, so we know he is in play. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Well I suppose that's one way to try concealing that you're working in an open plan office the ninth circle of hell.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Ninth Circle, The Hell of Traitors, is a literally a very cool place; it is a vast lake of ice where the Treacherous are buried in four zones whose depth reflects the enormity of their betrayals.
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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It's been four years since I last visited the Q/A section with the intent of answering a question. I'm much more calm and relaxed...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Too soon if you ask me... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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3 1/2 years since I've attempted to be a productive member of the community. I occasionally answer stuff if I'm bored and I see a question worth answering, but those stars rarely align.
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I'd love to visit QA, but the restraining order is still in place...
veni bibi saltavi
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What do you want to do there anyway? They don't have any gin...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's what we tell him!
In reality, it's Party Time all day in QA!
(Or at the very least, half the Questioners and half the Answerers seem to be well into the booze before they pick up a keyboard...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I doubt it - School children are not allowed anything stronger than cheeze doodles and lemonade... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Doesn't stop 'em all though: The Lounge - CodeProject[^] check out the reply to my reply - he was 16...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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dear sir.
could you pls help wit codez?
i needs to create website with object oriented desin patters in java using c and embeded an i wan to use typescript insted of cofeescript on client endside.
is urgentz homewrk ned to be finis tommorow!!!
im srry for bad englis
than you
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Sander Rossel wrote: im srry for bad englis than you
R u xUre? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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txtspk is not only bad English - it's even bad manners!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Actually, recent study has concluded that proper use of grammar and punctuation are considered bad manners!
Don't end a text with a period, people will think you're rude.
Really, don't do it. Period.
The study was heavily criticized by the way.
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Sander Rossel wrote: The study was heavily criticized by the way.
How rude of you to put a period at the end of that
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You forgot that is also has to run on Android!
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You clearly don't understand your own question, so I'll post you some links to my other answers that aren't at all related and vote to close the question as unanswerable.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't forget to post a link to Google as well.
People will surely upvote you for it!
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You really dislike him. Don't you?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Strange that you would recognise someone from that behaviour... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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