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This is my attempt to get the entire forum back on topic.
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There you go. Comments please.
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I now see why you're the moderator.
Pro.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Comments please.
OK.
Apple is garbage.
Are you happy now?  
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And it's all Obama's/Romney's/Catholic's fault!
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Should that be "Why Apple sucks today, oh and so does IE"?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I intentionally avoided the use of the word 'suck'.
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Hey, that post has nothing to do with Religion, US Politics or Sex.
Take it to the soapbox where it belongs!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Dalek Dave wrote: Religion, US Politics or Sex
Due to the efficiencies realized by capitialism, in America we usually combine all three of those things.
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A pastor, a senator, and a prostitute walk into a bar...
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wizardzz wrote:
A pastor, a senator, and a prostitute walk into a
bar...
Given the current state of affairs in America, it isn't clear to me which one of those represents politics, which one represents sex, and which one represents religion.
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Well, only one person entered the bar.
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I thought my response was clever.
I've just been schooled.
Nice. 
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I wrote a similar reply before I saw yours.
But I like your last line which I did not think of.
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If you had titled this thread:
"Apple's garbage is usually overpriced, and under-priced apples are garbage, usually"
That would be in the 'ballpark' of a literary/rhetorical form known as chiasmus. But, yes, I failed to get 'Internet Explorer' in there, so forget about it. Inverting "Internet Explorer" to "stay-at-home Luddite:" just won't fly.
For a double shot of chiasmus, with this raw material, you're going to have to pony-up to DD or OG, I think.
Two of your ripostes on this thread got #5 from me; your wit's sparkling today !
best, Bill
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