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You can take away our hob-nobs but ya cannay take our Mars Bars!
The Vilmosettes are up at the O2 tonight doing a schools choir mass sing thing. Mrs Wife and I shall not be in attendance.
So it's out for a boozy dinner for us; first night off in a while. The choir mistress's husband happens to work in the battle cruiser of a Tuesday, so he'll get the call saying that the ickles are due and we can walk 5 minutes to meet the children.
To my knowledge there are 9 couples booked into the pub tonight who's kids are in the choir.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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whose Battle Crusier? We scrapped our last one in 1948!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The rub-a-dub-dub, the nuclear sub, the near-and-far. Use ya loaf me ol' China!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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you have been in London far too long (and sounds like you forgot to take the tablets)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: To my knowledge there are 9 couples booked into the pub tonight who's kids are in the choir.
So who is going to watch the show?
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Everyone else in the pub!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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To my knowledge there are 5000-10000 kids taking part. It is for them rather than any spectators. Parents can go, but as we would be no where near the girls and would have to get back before them to meet them at school, it really was too big an ask.
Anyway, they're bigguns so sod'em, we're having a night orf.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I am from an area that there are only about 10,000 people. A kids event would only have at most a couple hundred.
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Turning up completely pissed to pick up your kids in fromt of their Peers won't exactly improve your relationship with them.
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Pished is pushing it. Slightly sozzled or mildly merry, but not ruinously ratarsed.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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But think what it'll do for their street cred.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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You do know this is Nagy you are talking about? It would take more than a couple of hours to blitz him.
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That's why I've started already.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm pretty sure Nagy has his very own Kryptonite. We may not know what it is, but I am sure something is out there.
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